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Candida by George Bernard Shaw, , Candida by George Bernard Shaw, , This etext was produced by Eve Sobol, South Bend, Indiana, USA, , CANDIDA, , BERNARD SHAW, , 1898, , ACT I, , A fine October morning in the north east suburbs of London, a, vast district many miles away from the London of Mayfair and St., James's, much less known there than the Paris of the Rue de, Rivoli and the Champs Elysees, and much less narrow, squalid,, fetid and airless in its slums; strong in comfortable, prosperous, middle class life; wide-streeted, myriad-populated; well-served, with ugly iron urinals, Radical clubs, tram lines, and a, perpetual stream of yellow cars; enjoying in its main, , page 1 / 127
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thoroughfares the luxury of grass-grown "front gardens,", untrodden by the foot of man save as to the path from the gate to, the hall door; but blighted by an intolerable monotony of miles, and miles of graceless, characterless brick houses, black iron, railings, stony pavements, slaty roofs, and respectably ill, dressed or disreputably poorly dressed people, quite accustomed, to the place, and mostly plodding about somebody else's work,, which they would not do if they themselves could help it. The, little energy and eagerness that crop up show themselves in, cockney cupidity and business "push." Even the policemen and the, chapels are not infrequent enough to break the monotony., The sun is shining cheerfully; there is no fog; and though the, smoke effectually prevents anything, whether faces and hands or, bricks and mortar, from looking fresh and clean, it is not, hanging heavily enough to trouble a Londoner., , This desert of unattractiveness has its oasis. Near the outer end, of the Hackney Road is a park of 217 acres, fenced in, not by, railings, but by a wooden paling, and containing plenty of, greensward, trees, a lake for bathers, flower beds with the, flowers arranged carefully in patterns by the admired cockney art, of carpet gardening and a sandpit, imported from the seaside for, the delight of the children, but speedily deserted on its, becoming a natural vermin preserve for all the petty fauna of, Kingsland, Hackney and Hoxton. A bandstand, an unfinished forum, for religious, anti-religious and political orators, cricket, pitches, a gymnasium, and an old fashioned stone kiosk are among, , page 2 / 127
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its attractions. Wherever the prospect is bounded by trees or, rising green grounds, it is a pleasant place. Where the ground, stretches far to the grey palings, with bricks and mortar, sky, signs, crowded chimneys and smoke beyond, the prospect makes it, desolate and sordid., , The best view of Victoria Park is from the front window of St., Dominic's Parsonage, from which not a single chimney is visible., The parsonage is a semi-detached villa with a front garden and a, porch. Visitors go up the flight of steps to the porch:, tradespeople and members of the family go down by a door under, the steps to the basement, with a breakfast room, used for all, meals, in front, and the kitchen at the back. Upstairs, on the, level of the hall door, is the drawing-room, with its large plate, glass window looking on the park. In this room, the only, sitting-room that can be spared from the children and the family, meals, the parson, the Reverend James Mavor Morell does his work., He is sitting in a strong round backed revolving chair at the, right hand end of a long table, which stands across the window,, so that he can cheer himself with the view of the park at his, elbow. At the opposite end of the table, adjoining it, is a, little table; only half the width of the other, with a typewriter, on it. His typist is sitting at this machine, with her back to, the window. The large table is littered with pamphlets, journals,, letters, nests of drawers, an office diary, postage scales and, the like. A spare chair for visitors having business with the, parson is in the middle, turned to his end. Within reach of his, , page 3 / 127
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hand is a stationery case, and a cabinet photograph in a frame., Behind him the right hand wall, recessed above the fireplace, is, fitted with bookshelves, on which an adept eye can measure the, parson's divinity and casuistry by a complete set of Browning's, poems and Maurice's Theological Essays, and guess at his politics, from a yellow backed Progress and Poverty, Fabian Essays, a Dream, of John Ball, Marx's Capital, and half a dozen other literary, landmarks in Socialism. Opposite him on the left, near the, typewriter, is the door. Further down the room, opposite the, fireplace, a bookcase stands on a cellaret, with a sofa near it., There is a generous fire burning; and the hearth, with a, comfortable armchair and a japanned flower painted coal scuttle, at one side, a miniature chair for a boy or girl on the other, a, nicely varnished wooden mantelpiece, with neatly moulded shelves,, tiny bits of mirror let into the panels, and a travelling clock, in a leather case (the inevitable wedding present), and on the, wall above a large autotype of the chief figure in Titian's, Virgin of the Assumption, is very inviting. Altogether the room, is the room of a good housekeeper, vanquished, as far as the, table is concerned, by an untidy man, but elsewhere mistress of, the situation. The furniture, in its ornamental aspect, betrays, the style of the advertised "drawing-room suite" of the pushing, suburban furniture dealer; but there is nothing useless or, pretentious in the room. The paper and panelling are dark,, throwing the big cheery window and the park outside into strong, relief., , page 4 / 127
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The Reverend James Mavor Morell is a Christian Socialist, clergyman of the Church of England, and an active member of the, Guild of St. Matthew and the Christian Social Union. A vigorous,, genial, popular man of forty, robust and goodlooking, full of, energy, with pleasant, hearty, considerate manners, and a sound,, unaffected voice, which he uses with the clean, athletic, articulation of a practised orator, and with a wide range and, perfect command of expression. He is a first rate clergyman, able, to say what he likes to whom he likes, to lecture people without, setting himself up against them, to impose his authority on them, without humiliating them, and to interfere in their business, without impertinence. His well-spring of spiritual enthusiasm and, sympathetic emotion has never run dry for a moment: he still eats, and sleeps heartily enough to win the daily battle between, exhaustion and recuperation triumphantly. Withal, a great baby,, pardonably vain of his powers and unconsciously pleased with, himself. He has a healthy complexion, a good forehead, with the, brows somewhat blunt, and the eyes bright and eager, a mouth, resolute, but not particularly well cut, and a substantial nose,, with the mobile, spreading nostrils of the dramatic orator, but,, like all his features, void of subtlety., , The typist, Miss Proserpine Garnett, is a brisk little woman of, about 30, of the lower middle class, neatly but cheaply dressed, in a black merino skirt and a blouse, rather pert and quick of, speech, and not very civil in her manner, but sensitive and, affectionate. She is clattering away busily at her machine whilst, , page 5 / 127
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Morell opens the last of his morning's letters. He realizes its, contents with a comic groan of despair., , PROSERPINE. Another lecture?, , MORELL. Yes. The Hoxton Freedom Group want me to address them on, Sunday morning (great emphasis on "Sunday," this being the, unreasonable part of the business). What are they?, , PROSERPINE. Communist Anarchists, I think., , MORELL. Just like Anarchists not to know that they can't have a, parson on Sunday! Tell them to come to church if they want to, hear me: it will do them good. Say I can only come on Mondays and, Thursdays. Have you the diary there?, , PROSERPINE (taking up the diary). Yes., , MORELL. Have I any lecture on for next Monday?, , PROSERPINE (referring to diary). Tower Hamlets Radical Club., , MORELL. Well, Thursday then?, , page 6 / 127
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PROSERPINE. English Land Restoration League., , MORELL. What next?, , PROSERPINE. Guild of St. Matthew on Monday. Independent Labor, Party, Greenwich Branch, on Thursday. Monday, Social-Democratic, Federation, Mile End Branch. Thursday, first Confirmation class-(Impatiently). Oh, I'd better tell them you can't come. They're, only half a dozen ignorant and conceited costermongers without, five shillings between them., , MORELL (amused). Ah; but you see they're near relatives of mine,, Miss Garnett., , PROSERPINE (staring at him). Relatives of YOURS!, , MORELL. Yes: we have the same father--in Heaven., , PROSERPINE (relieved). Oh, is that all?, , MORELL (with a sadness which is a luxury to a man whose voice, expresses it so finely). Ah, you don't believe it. Everybody says, it: nobody believes it--nobody. (Briskly, getting back to, , page 7 / 127
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business.) Well, well! Come, Miss Proserpine, can't you find a, date for the costers? What about the 25th?: that was vacant the, day before yesterday., , PROSERPINE (referring to diary). Engaged--the Fabian Society., , MORELL. Bother the Fabian Society! Is the 28th gone too?, , PROSERPINE. City dinner. You're invited to dine with the, Founder's Company., , MORELL. That'll do; I'll go to the Hoxton Group of Freedom, instead. (She enters the engagement in silence, with implacable, disparagement of the Hoxton Anarchists in every line of her face., Morell bursts open the cover of a copy of The Church Reformer,, which has come by post, and glances through Mr. Stewart Hendlam's, leader and the Guild of St. Matthew news. These proceedings are, presently enlivened by the appearance of Morell's curate, the, Reverend Alexander Mill, a young gentleman gathered by Morell, from the nearest University settlement, whither he had come from, Oxford to give the east end of London the benefit of his, university training. He is a conceitedly well intentioned,, enthusiastic, immature person, with nothing positively unbearable, about him except a habit of speaking with his lips carefully, closed for half an inch from each corner, a finicking, arthulation, and a set of horribly corrupt vowels, notably ow for, , page 8 / 127
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o, this being his chief means of bringing Oxford refinement, to bear on Hackney vulgarity. Morell, whom he has won over by a, doglike devotion, looks up indulgently from The Church Reformer, as he enters, and remarks) Well, Lexy! Late again, as usual., , LEXY. I'm afraid so. I wish I could get up in the morning., , MORELL (exulting in his own energy). Ha! ha! (Whimsically.) Watch, and pray, Lexy: watch and pray., , LEXY. I know. (Rising wittily to the occasion.) But how can I, watch and pray when I am asleep? Isn't that so, Miss Prossy?, , PROSERPINE (sharply). Miss Garnett, if you please., , LEXY. I beg your pardon--Miss Garnett., , PROSERPINE. You've got to do all the work to-day., , LEXY. Why?, , PROSERPINE. Never mind why. It will do you good to earn your, supper before you eat it, for once in a way, as I do. Come: don't, dawdle. You should have been off on your rounds half an hour ago., , page 9 / 127
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LEXY (perplexed). Is she in earnest, Morell?, , MORELL (in the highest spirits--his eyes dancing). Yes. _I_ am, going to dawdle to-day., , LEXY. You! You don't know how., , MORELL (heartily). Ha! ha! Don't I? I'm going to have this day, all to myself--or at least the forenoon. My wife's coming back:, she's due here at 11.45., , LEXY (surprised). Coming back already--with the children? I, thought they were to stay to the end of the month., , MORELL. So they are: she's only coming up for two days, to get, some flannel things for Jimmy, and to see how we're getting on, without her., , LEXY (anxiously). But, my dear Morell, if what Jimmy and Fluffy, had was scarlatina, do you think it wise--, , MORELL. Scarlatina!--rubbish, German measles. I brought it into, the house myself from the Pycroft Street School. A parson is like, a doctor, my boy: he must face infection as a soldier must face, , page 10 / 127
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bullets. (He rises and claps Lexy on the shoulder.) Catch the, measles if you can, Lexy: she'll nurse you; and what a piece of, luck that will be for you!--eh?, , LEXY (smiling uneasily). It's so hard to understand you about, Mrs. Morell--, , MORELL (tenderly). Ah, my boy, get married--get married to a good, woman; and then you'll understand. That's a foretaste of what, will be best in the Kingdom of Heaven we are trying to establish, on earth. That will cure you of dawdling. An honest man feels, that he must pay Heaven for every hour of happiness with a good, spell of hard, unselfish work to make others happy. We have no, more right to consume happiness without producing it than to, consume wealth without producing it. Get a wife like my Candida;, and you'll always be in arrear with your repayment. (He pats Lexy, affectionately on the back, and is leaving the room when Lexy, calls to him.), , LEXY. Oh, wait a bit: I forgot. (Morell halts and turns with the, door knob in his hand.) Your father-in-law is coming round to see, you. (Morell shuts the door again, with a complete change of, manner.), , MORELL (surprised and not pleased). Mr. Burgess?, , page 11 / 127
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LEXY. Yes. I passed him in the park, arguing with somebody. He, gave me good day and asked me to let you know that he was coming., , MORELL (half incredulous). But he hasn't called here for--I may, almost say for years. Are you sure, Lexy? You're not joking, are, you?, , LEXY (earnestly). No, sir, really., , MORELL (thoughtfully). Hm! Time for him to take another look at, Candida before she grows out of his knowledge. (He resigns, himself to the inevitable, and goes out. Lexy looks after him, with beaming, foolish worship.), , LEXY. What a good man! What a thorough, loving soul he is!, (He takes Morell's place at the table, making himself very, comfortable as he takes out a cigaret.), , PROSERPINE (impatiently, pulling the letter she has been working, at off the typewriter and folding it.) Oh, a man ought to be able, to be fond of his wife without making a fool of himself about, her., , LEXY (shocked). Oh, Miss Prossy!, , page 12 / 127
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PROSERPINE (rising busily and coming to the stationery case to, get an envelope, in which she encloses the letter as she speaks)., Candida here, and Candida there, and Candida everywhere! (She, licks the envelope.) It's enough to drive anyone out of their, SENSES (thumping the envelope to make it stick) to hear a, perfectly commonplace woman raved about in that absurd manner, merely because she's got good hair, and a tolerable figure., , LEXY (with reproachful gravity). I think her extremely beautiful,, Miss Garnett. (He takes the photograph up; looks at it; and adds,, with even greater impressiveness) EXTREMELY beautiful. How fine, her eyes are!, , PROSERPINE. Her eyes are not a bit better than mine--now! (He, puts down the photograph and stares austerely at her.) And you, know very well that you think me dowdy and second rate enough., , LEXY (rising majestically). Heaven forbid that I should think of, any of God's creatures in such a way! (He moves stiffly away from, her across the room to the neighbourhood of the bookcase.), , PROSERPINE. Thank you. That's very nice and comforting., , LEXY (saddened by her depravity). I had no idea you had any, , page 13 / 127
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feeling against Mrs. Morell., , PROSERPINE (indignantly). I have no feeling against her. She's, very nice, very good-hearted: I'm very fond of her and can, appreciate her real qualities far better than any man can. (He, shakes his head sadly and turns to the bookcase, looking along, the shelves for a volume. She follows him with intense, pepperiness.) You don't believe me? (He turns and faces her. She, pounces at him with spitfire energy.) You think I'm jealous. Oh,, what a profound knowledge of the human heart you have, Mr. Lexy, Mill! How well you know the weaknesses of Woman, don't you? It, must be so nice to be a man and have a fine penetrating intellect, instead of mere emotions like us, and to know that the reason we, don't share your amorous delusions is that we're all jealous, of one another! (She abandons him with a toss of her shoulders,, and crosses to the fire to warm her hands.), , LEXY. Ah, if you women only had the same clue to Man's strength, that you have to his weakness, Miss Prossy, there would be no, Woman Question., , PROSERPINE (over her shoulder, as she stoops, holding her hands, to the blaze). Where did you hear Morell say that? You didn't, invent it yourself: you're not clever enough., , LEXY. That's quite true. I am not ashamed of owing him that, as I, , page 14 / 127
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owe him so many other spiritual truths. He said it at the annual, conference of the Women's Liberal Federation. Allow me to add, that though they didn't appreciate it, I, a mere man, did. (He, turns to the bookcase again, hoping that this may leave her, crushed.), , PROSERPINE (putting her hair straight at the little panel of, mirror in the mantelpiece). Well, when you talk to me, give me, your own ideas, such as they are, and not his. You never cut a, poorer figure than when you are trying to imitate him., , LEXY (stung). I try to follow his example, not to imitate him., , PROSERPINE (coming at him again on her way back to her work)., Yes, you do: you IMITATE him. Why do you tuck your umbrella under, your left arm instead of carrying it in your hand like anyone, else? Why do you walk with your chin stuck out before you,, hurrying along with that eager look in your eyes--you, who never, get up before half past nine in the morning? Why do you say, "knoaledge" in church, though you always say "knolledge" in, private conversation! Bah! do you think I don't know? (She goes, back to the typewriter.) Here, come and set about your work:, we've wasted enough time for one morning. Here's a copy of the, diary for to-day. (She hands him a memorandum.), , LEXY (deeply offended). Thank you. (He takes it and stands at the, , page 15 / 127
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table with his back to her, reading it. She begins to transcribe, her shorthand notes on the typewriter without troubling herself, about his feelings. Mr. Burgess enters unannounced. He is a man, of sixty, made coarse and sordid by the compulsory selfishness of, petty commerce, and later on softened into sluggish bumptiousness, by overfeeding and commercial success. A vulgar, ignorant,, guzzling man, offensive and contemptuous to people whose labor is, cheap, respectful to wealth and rank, and quite sincere and, without rancour or envy in both attitudes. Finding him without, talent, the world has offered him no decently paid work except, ignoble work, and he has become in consequence, somewhat hoggish., But he has no suspicion of this himself, and honestly regards his, commercial prosperity as the inevitable and socially wholesome, triumph of the ability, industry, shrewdness and experience in, business of a man who in private is easygoing, affectionate and, humorously convivial to a fault. Corporeally, he is a podgy man,, with a square, clean shaven face and a square beard under his, chin; dust colored, with a patch of grey in the centre, and small, watery blue eyes with a plaintively sentimental expression, which, he transfers easily to his voice by his habit of pompously, intoning his sentences.), , BURGESS (stopping on the threshold, and looking round). They told, me Mr. Morell was here., , PROSERPINE (rising). He's upstairs. I'll fetch him for you., , page 16 / 127
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BURGESS (staring boorishly at her). You're not the same young, lady as used to typewrite for him?, , PROSERPINE. No., , BURGESS (assenting). No: she was younger. (Miss Garnett stolidly, stares at him; then goes out with great dignity. He receives this, quite obtusely, and crosses to the hearth-rug, where he turns and, spreads himself with his back to the fire.) Startin' on your, rounds, Mr. Mill?, , LEXY (folding his paper and pocketing it). Yes: I must be off, presently., , BURGESS (momentously). Don't let me detain you, Mr. Mill. What I, come about is private between me and Mr. Morell., , LEXY (huffily). I have no intention of intruding, I am sure, Mr., Burgess. Good morning., , BURGESS (patronizingly). Oh, good morning to you. (Morell returns, as Lexy is making for the door.), , page 17 / 127
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MORELL (to Lexy). Off to work?, , LEXY. Yes, sir., , MORELL (patting him affectionately on the shoulder). Take my silk, handkerchief and wrap your throat up. There's a cold wind. Away, with you., , (Lexy brightens up, and goes out.), , BURGESS. Spoilin' your curates, as usu'l, James. Good mornin'., When I pay a man, an' 'is livin' depen's on me, I keep him in his, place., , MORELL (rather shortly). I always keep my curates in their places, as my helpers and comrades. If you get as much work out of your, clerks and warehousemen as I do out of my curates, you must be, getting rich pretty fast. Will you take your old chair?, , (He points with curt authority to the arm chair beside the, fireplace; then takes the spare chair from the table and sits, down in front of Burgess.), , BURGESS (without moving). Just the same as hever, James!, , page 18 / 127
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MORELL. When you last called--it was about three years ago, I, think--you said the same thing a little more frankly. Your exact, words then were: "Just as big a fool as ever, James?", , BURGESS (soothingly). Well, perhaps I did; but (with conciliatory, cheerfulness) I meant no offence by it. A clergyman is privileged, to be a bit of a fool, you know: it's on'y becomin' in his, profession that he should. Anyhow, I come here, not to rake up, hold differences, but to let bygones be bygones. (Suddenly, becoming very solemn, and approaching Morell.) James: three year, ago, you done me a hill turn. You done me hout of a contrac'; an', when I gev you 'arsh words in my nat'ral disappointment, you, turned my daughrter again me. Well, I've come to act the part of, a Cherischin. (Offering his hand.) I forgive you, James., , MORELL (starting up). Confound your impudence!, , BURGESS (retreating, with almost lachrymose deprecation of this, treatment). Is that becomin' language for a clergyman, James?-and you so partic'lar, too?, , MORELL (hotly). No, sir, it is not becoming language for a, clergyman. I used the wrong word. I should have said damn your, impudence: that's what St. Paul, or any honest priest would have, , page 19 / 127
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said to you. Do you think I have forgotten that tender of yours, for the contract to supply clothing to the workhouse?, , BURGESS (in a paroxysm of public spirit). I acted in the interest, of the ratepayers, James. It was the lowest tender: you can't, deny that., , MORELL. Yes, the lowest, because you paid worse wages than any, other employer--starvation wages--aye, worse than starvation, wages--to the women who made the clothing. Your wages would have, driven them to the streets to keep body and soul together., (Getting angrier and. angrier.) Those women were my parishioners., I shamed the Guardians out of accepting your tender: I shamed the, ratepayers out of letting them do it: I shamed everybody but you., (Boiling over.) How dare you, sir, come here and offer to forgive, me, and talk about your daughter, and--, , BURGESS. Easy, James, easy, easy. Don't git hinto a fluster about, nothink. I've howned I was wrong., , MORELL (fuming about). Have you? I didn't hear you., , BURGESS. Of course I did. I hown it now. Come: I harsk your, pardon for the letter I wrote you. Is that enough?, , page 20 / 127
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MORELL (snapping his fingers). That's nothing. Have you raised, the wages?, , BURGESS (triumphantly). Yes., , MORELL (stopping dead). What!, , BURGESS (unctuously). I've turned a moddle hemployer. I don't, hemploy no women now: they're all sacked; and the work is done by, machinery. Not a man 'as less than sixpence a hour; and the, skilled 'ands gits the Trade Union rate. (Proudly.) What 'ave you, to say to me now?, , MORELL (overwhelmed). Is it possible! Well, there's more joy in, heaven over one sinner that repenteth-- (Going to Burgess with an, explosion of apologetic cordiality.) My dear Burgess, I most, heartily beg your pardon for my hard thoughts of you. (Grasps his, hand.) And now, don't you feel the better for the change? Come,, confess, you're happier. You look happier., , BURGESS (ruefully). Well, p'raps I do. I s'pose I must, since you, notice it. At all events, I git my contrax asseppit (accepted) by, the County Council. (Savagely.) They dussent'ave nothink to do, with me unless I paid fair wages--curse 'em for a parcel o', meddlin' fools!, , page 21 / 127
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MORELL (dropping his hand, utterly discouraged). So that was why, you raised the wages! (He sits down moodily.), , BURGESS (severely, in spreading, mounting tones). Why else should, I do it? What does it lead to but drink and huppishness in, workin' men? (He seats himself magisterially in the easy chair.), It's hall very well for you, James: it gits you hinto the papers, and makes a great man of you; but you never think of the 'arm you, do, puttin' money into the pockets of workin' men that they don't, know 'ow to spend, and takin' it from people that might be makin', a good huse on it., , MORELL (with a heavy sigh, speaking with cold politeness). What, is your business with me this morning? I shall not pretend to, believe that you are here merely out of family sentiment., , BURGESS (obstinately). Yes, I ham--just family sentiment and, nothink else., , MORELL (with weary calm). I don't believe you!, , BURGESS (rising threateningly). Don't say that to me again, James, Mavor Morell., , page 22 / 127
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MORELL (unmoved). I'll say it just as often as may be necessary, to convince you that it's true. I don't believe you., , BURGESS (collapsing into an abyss of wounded feeling). Oh, well,, if you're determined to be unfriendly, I s'pose I'd better go., (He moves reluctantly towards the door. Morell makes no sign. He, lingers.) I didn't hexpect to find a hunforgivin' spirit in you,, James. (Morell still not responding, he takes a few more, reluctant steps doorwards. Then he comes back whining.) We, huseter git on well enough, spite of our different opinions. Why, are you so changed to me? I give you my word I come here in pyorr, (pure) frenliness, not wishin' to be on bad terms with my hown, daughrter's 'usban'. Come, James: be a Cherishin and shake 'ands., (He puts his hand sentimentally on Morell's shoulder.), , MORELL (looking up at him thoughtfully). Look here, Burgess. Do, you want to be as welcome here as you were before you lost that, contract?, , BURGESS. I do, James. I do--honest., , MORELL. Then why don't you behave as you did then?, , BURGESS (cautiously removing his hand). 'Ow d'y'mean?, , page 23 / 127
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MORELL. I'll tell you. You thought me a young fool then., , BURGESS (coaxingly). No, I didn't, James. I--, , MORELL (cutting him short). Yes, you did. And I thought you an, old scoundrel., , BURGESS (most vehemently deprecating this gross self-accusation, on Morell's part). No, you didn't, James. Now you do yourself a, hinjustice., , MORELL. Yes, I did. Well, that did not prevent our getting on, very well together. God made you what I call a scoundrel as he, made me what you call a fool. (The effect of this observation on, Burgess is to remove the keystone of his moral arch. He becomes, bodily weak, and, with his eyes fixed on Morell in a helpless, stare, puts out his hand apprehensively to balance himself, as if, the floor had suddenly sloped under him. Morell proceeds in the, same tone of quiet conviction.) It was not for me to quarrel with, his handiwork in the one case more than in the other. So long as, you come here honestly as a self-respecting, thorough, convinced, scoundrel, justifying your scoundrelism, and proud of it, you are, welcome. But (and now Morell's tone becomes formidable; and he, rises and strikes the back of the chair for greater emphasis) I, , page 24 / 127
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won't have you here snivelling about being a model employer and a, converted man when you're only an apostate with your coat turned, for the sake of a County Council contract. (He nods at him to, enforce the point; then goes to the hearth-rug, where he takes up, a comfortably commanding position with his back to the fire, and, continues) No: I like a man to be true to himself, even in, wickedness. Come now: either take your hat and go; or else sit, down and give me a good scoundrelly reason for wanting to be, friends with me. (Burgess, whose emotions have subsided, sufficiently to be expressed by a dazed grin, is relieved by this, concrete proposition. He ponders it for a moment, and then,, slowly and very modestly, sits down in the chair Morell has just, left.) That's right. Now, out with it., , BURGESS (chuckling in spite of himself.) Well, you ARE a queer, bird, James, and no mistake. But (almost enthusiastically) one, carnt 'elp likin' you; besides, as I said afore, of course one, don't take all a clorgyman says seriously, or the world couldn't, go on. Could it now? (He composes himself for graver discourse,, and turning his eyes on Morell proceeds with dull seriousness.), Well, I don't mind tellin' you, since it's your wish we should be, free with one another, that I did think you a bit of a fool once;, but I'm beginnin' to think that p'r'aps I was be'ind the times a, bit., , MORELL (delighted ). Aha! You're finding that out at last, are, you?, , page 25 / 127
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BURGESS (portentously). Yes, times 'as changed mor'n I could a, believed. Five yorr (year) ago, no sensible man would a thought, o' takin' up with your ideas. I hused to wonder you was let, preach at all. Why, I know a clorgyman that 'as bin kep' hout of, his job for yorrs by the Bishop of London, although the pore, feller's not a bit more religious than you are. But to-day, if, henyone was to offer to bet me a thousan' poun' that you'll end, by bein' a bishop yourself, I shouldn't venture to take the bet., You and yore crew are gettin' hinfluential: I can see that., They'll 'ave to give you something someday, if it's only to stop, yore mouth. You 'ad the right instinc' arter all, James: the line, you took is the payin' line in the long run fur a man o' your, sort., , MORELL (decisively--offering his hand). Shake hands, Burgess. Now, you're talking honestly. I don't think they'll make me a bishop;, but if they do, I'll introduce you to the biggest jobbers I can, get to come to my dinner parties., , BURGESS (who has risen with a sheepish grin and accepted the hand, of friendship). You will 'ave your joke, James. Our quarrel's, made up now, isn't it?, , A WOMAN'S VOICE. Say yes, James., , page 26 / 127
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Startled, they turn quickly and find that Candida has just come, in, and is looking at them with an amused maternal indulgence, which is her characteristic expression. She is a woman of 33,, well built, well nourished, likely, one guesses, to become, matronly later on, but now quite at her best, with the double, charm of youth and motherhood. Her ways are those of a woman who, has found that she can always manage people by engaging their, affection, and who does so frankly and instinctively without the, smallest scruple. So far, she is like any other pretty woman who, is just clever enough to make the most of her sexual attractions, for trivially selfish ends; but Candida's serene brow, courageous, eyes, and well set mouth and chin signify largeness of mind and, dignity of character to ennoble her cunning in the affections. A, wisehearted observer, looking at her, would at once guess that, whoever had placed the Virgin of the Assumption over her hearth, did so because he fancied some spiritual resemblance between, them, and yet would not suspect either her husband or herself of, any such idea, or indeed of any concern with the art of Titian., , Just now she is in bonnet and mantle, laden with a strapped rug, with her umbrella stuck through it, a handbag, and a supply of, illustrated papers., , MORELL (shocked at his remissness). Candida! Why--(looks at his, watch, and is horrified to find it so late.) My darling!, (Hurrying to her and seizing the rug strap, pouring forth his, , page 27 / 127
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remorseful regrets all the time.) I intended to meet, you at the train. I let the time slip. (Flinging the rug on the, sofa.) I was so engrossed by--(returning to her)--I forgot-oh!(He embraces her with penitent emotion.), , BURGESS (a little shamefaced and doubtful of his reception)., How ors you, Candy? (She, still in Morell's arms, offers, him her cheek, which he kisses.) James and me is come to, a unnerstandin'--a honourable unnerstandin'. Ain' we, James?, , MORELL (impetuously). Oh, bother your understanding! You've kept, me late for Candida. (With compassionate fervor.) My poor love:, how did you manage about the luggage?--how--, , CANDIDA (stopping him and disengaging herself ). There, there,, there. I wasn't alone. Eugene came down yesterday; and we, traveled up together., , MORELL (pleased). Eugene!, , CANDIDA. Yes: he's struggling with my luggage, poor boy. Go out,, dear, at once; or he will pay for the cab; and I don't want that., (Morell hurries out. Candida puts down her handbag; then takes, off her mantle and bonnet and puts them on the sofa with the rug,, chatting meanwhile.) Well, papa, how are you getting on at home?, , page 28 / 127
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BURGESS. The 'ouse ain't worth livin' in since you left it,, Candy. I wish you'd come round and give the gurl a talkin' to., Who's this Eugene that's come with you?, , CANDIDA. Oh, Eugene's one of James's discoveries. He found him, sleeping on the Embankment last June. Haven't you noticed our new, picture (pointing to the Virgin)? He gave us that., , BURGESS (incredulously). Garn! D'you mean to tell me--your hown, father!--that cab touts or such like, orf the Embankment, buys, pictur's like that? (Severely.) Don't deceive me, Candy: it's a, 'Igh Church pictur; and James chose it hisself., , CANDIDA. Guess again. Eugene isn't a cab tout., , BURGESS. Then wot is he? (Sarcastically.) A nobleman, I 'spose., , CANDIDA (delighted--nodding). Yes. His uncle's a peer--a real, live earl., , BURGESS (not daring to believe such good news). No!, , CANDIDA. Yes. He had a seven day bill for 55 pounds in his pocket, , page 29 / 127
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when James found him on the Embankment. He thought he couldn't, get any money for it until the seven days were up; and he was too, shy to ask for credit. Oh, he's a dear boy! We are very fond of, him., , BURGESS (pretending to belittle the aristocracy, but with his, eyes gleaming). Hm, I thort you wouldn't git a piorr's (peer's), nevvy visitin' in Victoria Park unless he were a bit of a flat., (Looking again at the picture.) Of course I don't 'old with that, pictur, Candy; but still it's a 'igh class, fust rate work of, art: I can see that. Be sure you hintroduce me to him, Candy. (He, looks at his watch anxiously.) I can only stay about two minutes., , Morell comes back with Eugene, whom Burgess contemplates, moist-eyed with enthusiasm. He is a strange, shy youth of, eighteen, slight, effeminate, with a delicate childish voice, and, a hunted, tormented expression and shrinking manner that show the, painful sensitiveness that very swift and acute apprehensiveness, produces in youth, before the character has grown to its full, strength. Yet everything that his timidity and frailty suggests, is contradicted by his face. He is miserably irresolute, does, not know where to stand or what to do with his hands and feet, is, afraid of Burgess, and would run away into solitude if he dared;, but the very intensity with which he feels a perfectly, commonplace position shows great nervous force, and his nostrils, and mouth show a fiercely petulant wilfulness, as to the quality, of which his great imaginative eyes and fine brow are reassuring., , page 30 / 127
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He is so entirely uncommon as to be almost unearthly; and to, prosaic people there is something noxious in this unearthliness,, just as to poetic people there is something angelic in it. His, dress is anarchic. He wears an old blue serge jacket, unbuttoned, over a woollen lawn tennis shirt, with a silk handkerchief for a, cravat, trousers matching the jacket, and brown canvas shoes., In these garments he has apparently lain in the heather and waded, through the waters; but there is no evidence of his having ever, brushed them., , As he catches sight of a stranger on entering, he stops, and, edges along the wall on the opposite side of the room., , MORELL (as he enters). Come along: you can spare us quarter of an, hour, at all events. This is my father-in-law, Mr. Burgess--Mr., Marchbanks., , MARCHBANKS (nervously backing against the bookcase). Glad to meet, you, sir., , BURGESS (crossing to him with great heartiness, whilst Morell, joins Candida at the fire). Glad to meet YOU, I'm shore, Mr., Morchbanks. (Forcing him to shake hands.) 'Ow do you find, yoreself this weather? 'Ope you ain't lettin' James put no, foolish ideas into your 'ed?, , page 31 / 127
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MARCHBANKS. Foolish ideas! Oh, you mean Socialism. No., , BURGESS. That's right. (Again looking at his watch.) Well, I must, go now: there's no 'elp for it. Yo're not comin' my way, are you,, Mr. Morchbanks?, , MARCHBANKS. Which way is that?, , BURGESS. Victawriar Pork station. There's a city train at 12.25., , MORELL. Nonsense. Eugene will stay to lunch with us, I expect., , MARCHBANKS (anxiously excusing. himself ). No--I--I--, , BURGESS. Well, well, I shan't press you: I bet you'd rather lunch, with Candy. Some night, I 'ope, you'll come and dine with me at, my club, the Freeman Founders in Nortn Folgit. Come, say you, will., , MARCHBANKS. Thank you, Mr. Burgess. Where is Norton Folgate--down, in Surrey, isn't it? (Burgess, inexpressibly tickled, begins to, splutter with laughter.), , page 32 / 127
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CANDIDA (coming to the rescue). You'll lose your train, papa, if, you don't go at once. Come back in the afternoon and tell Mr., Marchbanks where to find the club., , BURGESS (roaring with glee). Down in Surrey--har, har! that's not, a bad one. Well, I never met a man as didn't know Nortn Folgit, before.(Abashed at his own noisiness.) Good-bye, Mr. Morchbanks:, I know yo're too 'ighbred to take my pleasantry in bad part. (He, again offers his hand.), , MARCHBANKS (taking it with a nervous jerk). Not at all., , BURGESS. Bye, bye, Candy. I'll look in again later on. So long,, James., , MORELL. Must you go?, , BURGESS. Don't stir. (He goes out with unabated heartiness.), , MORELL. Oh, I'll see you out. (He follows him out. Eugene stares, after them apprehensively, holding his breath until Burgess, disappears.), , CANDIDA (laughing). Well, Eugene. (He turns with a start and, , page 33 / 127
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comes eagerly towards her, but stops irresolutely as he meets her, amused look.) What do you think of my father?, , MARCHBANKS. I--I hardly know him yet. He seems to be a very nice, old gentleman., , CANDIDA (with gentle irony). And you'll go to the Freeman, Founders to dine with him, won't you?, , MARCHBANKS (miserably, taking it quite seriously). Yes, if it, will please you., , CANDIDA (touched). Do you know, you are a very nice boy, Eugene,, with all your queerness. If you had laughed at my father I, shouldn't have minded; but I like you ever so much better for, being nice to him., , MARCHBANKS. Ought I to have laughed? I noticed that he said, something funny; but I am so ill at ease with strangers; and I, never can see a joke! I'm very sorry. (He sits down on the sofa,, his elbows on his knees and his temples between his fists, with, an expression of hopeless suffering.), , CANDIDA (bustling him goodnaturedly). Oh, come! You great baby,, you! You are worse than usual this morning. Why were you so, , page 34 / 127
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melancholy as we came along in the cab?, , MARCHBANKS. Oh, that was nothing. I was wondering how much I, ought to give the cabman. I know it's utterly silly; but you, don't know how dreadful such things are to me--how I shrink from, having to deal with strange people. (Quickly and reassuringly.), But it's all right. He beamed all over and touched his hat when, Morell gave him two shillings. I was on the point of offering him, ten. (Candida laughs heartily. Morell comes back with a few, letters and newspapers which have come by the midday post.), , CANDIDA. Oh, James, dear, he was going to give the cabman ten, shillings--ten shillings for a three minutes' drive--oh, dear!, , MORELL (at the table, glancing through the letters). Never mind, her, Marchbanks. The overpaying instinct is a generous one:, better than the underpaying instinct, and not so common., , MARCHBANKS (relapsing into dejection). No: cowardice,, incompetence. Mrs. Morell's quite right., , CANDIDA. Of course she is. (She takes up her handbag.) And now I, must leave you to James for the present. I suppose you are too, much of a poet to know the state a woman finds her house in when, she's been away for three weeks. Give me my rug. (Eugene takes, , page 35 / 127
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the strapped rug from the couch, and gives it to her. She takes, it in her left hand, having the bag in her right.) Now hang my, cloak across my arm. (He obeys.) Now my hat. (He puts it into the, hand which has the bag.) Now open the door for me. (He hurries up, before her and opens the door.) Thanks. (She goes out; and, Marchbanks shuts the door.), , MORELL (still busy at the table). You'll stay to lunch,, Marchbanks, of course., , MARCHBANKS (scared). I mustn't. (He glances quickly at Morell,, but at once avoids his frank look, and adds, with obvious, disingenuousness) I can't., , MORELL (over his shoulder). You mean you won't., , MARCHBANKS (earnestly). No: I should like to, indeed. Thank you, very much. But--but--, , MORELL (breezily, finishing with the letters and coming close to, him). But--but--but--but--bosh! If you'd like to stay, stay. You, don't mean to persuade me you have anything else to do. If you're, shy, go and take a turn in the park and write poetry until half, past one; and then come in and have a good feed., , page 36 / 127
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MARCHBANKS. Thank you, I should like that very much. But I really, mustn't. The truth is, Mrs. Morell told me not to. She said she, didn't think you'd ask me to stay to lunch, but that I was to, remember, if you did, that you didn't really want me to., (Plaintively.) She said I'd understand; but I don't. Please don't, tell her I told you., , MORELL (drolly). Oh, is that all? Won't my suggestion that you, should take a turn in the park meet the difficulty?, , MARCHBANKS. How?, , MORELL (exploding good-humoredly). Why, you duffer--(But this, boisterousness jars himself as well as Eugene. He checks himself,, and resumes, with affectionate seriousness) No: I won't put it in, that way. My dear lad: in a happy marriage like ours, there is, something very sacred in the return of the wife to her home., (Marchbanks looks quickly at him, half anticipating his meaning.), An old friend or a truly noble and sympathetic soul is not in the, way on such occasions; but a chance visitor is. (The hunted,, horrors-tricken expression comes out with sudden vividness in, Eugene's face as he understands. Morell, occupied with his own, thought, goes on without noticing it.) Candida thought I, would rather not have you here; but she was wrong. I'm very fond, of you, my boy, and I should like you to see for yourself what a, happy thing it is to be married as I am., , page 37 / 127
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MARCHBANKS, Happy!--YOUR marriage! You think that! You believe, that!, , MORELL (buoyantly). I know it, my lad. La Rochefoucauld said that, there are convenient marriages, but no delightful ones. You don't, know the comfort of seeing through and through a thundering liar, and rotten cynic like that fellow. Ha, ha! Now off with you to, the park, and write your poem. Half past one, sharp, mind: we, never wait for anybody., , MARCHBANKS (wildly). No: stop: you shan't. I'll force it into the, light., , MORELL (puzzled). Eh? Force what?, , MARCHBANKS. I must speak to you. There is something that must be, settled between us., , MORELL (with a whimsical glance at the clock). Now?, , MARCHBANKS (passionately). Now. Before you leave this room. (He, retreats a few steps, and stands as if to bar Morell's way to the, door.), , page 38 / 127
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MORELL (without moving, and gravely, perceiving now that there is, something serious the matter). I'm not going to leave it, my dear, boy: I thought YOU were. (Eugene, baffled by his firm tone, turns, his back on him, writhing with anger. Morell goes to him and puts, his hand on his shoulder strongly and kindly, disregarding his, attempt to shake it off) Come: sit down quietly; and tell me what, it is. And remember; we are friends, and need not fear that, either of us will be anything but patient and kind to the other,, whatever we may have to say., , MARCHBANKS (twisting himself round on him). Oh, I am not, forgetting myself: I am only (covering his face desperately with, his hands) full of horror. (Then, dropping his hands, and, thrusting his face forward fiercely at Morell, he goes on, threateningly.) You shall see whether this is a time for patience, and kindness. (Morell, firm as a rock, looks indulgently at him.), Don't look at me in that self-complacent way. You think yourself, stronger than I am; but I shall stagger you if you have a heart, in your breast., , MORELL (powerfully confident). Stagger me, my boy. Out with it., , MARCHBANKS. First--, , page 39 / 127
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MORELL. First?, , MARCHBANKS. I love your wife., , (Morell recoils, and, after staring at him for a moment in utter, amazement, bursts into uncontrollable laughter. Eugene is taken, aback, but not disconcerted; and he soon becomes indignant and, contemptuous.), , MORELL (sitting down to have his laugh out). Why, my dear child,, of course you do. Everybody loves her: they can't help it. I like, it. But (looking up whimsically at him) I say, Eugene: do you, think yours is a case to be talked about? You're under twenty:, she's over thirty. Doesn't it look rather too like a case of calf, love?, , MARCHBANKS (vehemently). YOU dare say that of her! You think that, way of the love she inspires! It is an insult to her!, , MORELL (rising; quickly, in an altered tone). To her! Eugene:, take care. I have been patient. I hope to remain patient. But, there are some things I won't allow. Don't force me to show you, the indulgence I should show to a child. Be a man., , MARCHBANKS (with a gesture as if sweeping something behind him)., , page 40 / 127
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Oh, let us put aside all that cant. It horrifies me when I think, of the doses of it she has had to endure in all the weary years, during which you have selfishly and blindly sacrificed her to, minister to your self-sufficiency--YOU (turning on him) who have, not one thought--one sense--in common with her., , MORELL (philosophically). She seems to bear it pretty well., (Looking him straight in the face.) Eugene, my boy: you are, making a fool of yourself--a very great fool of yourself. There's, a piece of wholesome plain speaking for you., , MARCHBANKS. Oh, do you think I don't know all that? Do you think, that the things people make fools of themselves about are any, less real and true than the things they behave sensibly about?, (Morell's gaze wavers for the first time. He instinctively averts, his face and stands listening, startled and thoughtful.) They are, more true: they are the only things that are true. You are very, calm and sensible and moderate with me because you can see that I, am a fool about your wife; just as no doubt that old man who was, here just now is very wise over your socialism, because he sees, that YOU are a fool about it. (Morell's perplexity deepens, markedly. Eugene follows up his advantage, plying him fiercely, with questions.) Does that prove you wrong? Does your complacent, superiority to me prove that I am wrong?, , MORELL (turning on Eugene, who stands his ground). Marchbanks:, , page 41 / 127
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some devil is putting these words into your mouth. It is easy-terribly easy--to shake a man's faith in himself. To take, advantage of that to break a man's spirit is devil's work. Take, care of what you are doing. Take care., , MARCHBANKS (ruthlessly). I know. I'm doing it on purpose. I told, you I should stagger you., , (They confront one another threateningly for a moment. Then, Morell recovers his dignity.), , MORELL (with noble tenderness). Eugene: listen to me. Some day, I, hope and trust, you will be a happy man like me. (Eugene chafes, intolerantly, repudiating the worth of his happiness. Morell,, deeply insulted, controls himself with fine forbearance, and, continues steadily, with great artistic beauty of delivery) You, will be married; and you will be working with all your might and, valor to make every spot on earth as happy as your own home. You, will be one of the makers of the Kingdom of Heaven on earth; and, --who knows?--you may be a pioneer and master builder where I am, only a humble journeyman; for don't think, my boy, that I cannot, see in you, young as you are, promise of higher powers than I can, ever pretend to. I well know that it is in the poet that the, holy spirit of man--the god within him--is most godlike. It, should make you tremble to think of that--to think that the heavy, burthen and great gift of a poet may be laid upon you., , page 42 / 127
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MARCHBANKS (unimpressed and remorseless, his boyish crudity of, assertion telling sharply against Morell's oratory). It does not, make me tremble. It is the want of it in others that makes me, tremble., , MORELL (redoubling his force of style under the stimulus of his, genuine feelinq and Eugene's obduracy). Then help to kindle it in, them--in ME---not to extinguish it. In the future--when you are, as happy as I am--I will be your true brother in the faith. I, will help you to believe that God has given us a world that, nothing but our own folly keeps from being a paradise. I will, help you to believe that every stroke of your work is sowing, happiness for the great harvest that all--even the humblest-shall one day reap. And last, but trust me, not least, I will, help you to believe that your wife loves you and is happy in her, home. We need such help, Marchbanks: we need it greatly and, always. There are so many things to make us doubt, if once we let, our understanding be troubled. Even at home, we sit as if in, camp, encompassed by a hostile army of doubts. Will you play the, traitor and let them in on me?, , MARCHBANKS (looking round him). Is it like this for her here, always? A woman, with a great soul, craving for reality, truth,, freedom, and being fed on metaphors, sermons, stale perorations,, mere rhetoric. Do you think a woman's soul can live on your, , page 43 / 127
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talent for preaching?, , MORELL (Stung). Marchbanks: you make it hard for me to control, myself. My talent is like yours insofar as it has any real worth, at all. It is the gift of finding words for divine truth., , MARCHBANKS (impetuously). It's the gift of the gab, nothing more, and nothing less. What has your knack of fine talking to do with, the truth, any more than playing the organ has? I've never been, in your church; but I've been to your political meetings; and, I've seen you do what's called rousing the meeting to enthusiasm:, that is, you excited them until they behaved exactly as if they, were drunk. And their wives looked on and saw clearly enough, what fools they were. Oh, it's an old story: you'll find it, in the Bible. I imagine King David, in his fits of enthusiasm,, was very like you. (Stabbing him with the words.) "But his wife, despised him in her heart.", , MORELL (wrathfully). Leave my house. Do you hear? (He advances on, him threateningly.), , MARCHBANKS (shrinking back against the couch). Let me alone., Don't touch me. (Morell grasps him powerfully by the lappell of, his coat: he cowers down on the sofa and screams passionately.), Stop, Morell, if you strike me, I'll kill myself. I won't bear, it. (Almost in hysterics.) Let me go. Take your hand away., , page 44 / 127
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MORELL (with slow, emphatic scorn.) You little snivelling,, cowardly whelp. (Releasing him.) Go, before you frighten yourself, into a fit., , MARCHBANKS (on the sofa, gasping, but relieved by the withdrawal, of Morell's hand). I'm not afraid of you: it's you who are afraid, of me., , MORELL (quietly, as he stands over him). It looks like it,, doesn't it?, , MARCHBANKS (with petulant vehemence). Yes, it does. (Morell turns, away contemptuously. Eugene scrambles to his feet and follows, him.) You think because I shrink from being brutally handled-because (with tears in his voice) I can do nothing but cry with, rage when I am met with violence--because I can't lift a heavy, trunk down from the top of a cab like you--because I can't fight, you for your wife as a navvy would: all that makes you think that, I'm afraid of you. But you're wrong. If I haven't got what you, call British pluck, I haven't British cowardice either: I'm not, afraid of a clergyman's ideas. I'll fight your ideas. I'll rescue, her from her slavery to them: I'll pit my own ideas against them., You are driving me out of the house because you daren't let her, choose between your ideas and mine. You are afraid to let me see, her again. (Morell, angered, turns suddenly on him. He flies to, , page 45 / 127
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the door in involuntary dread.) Let me alone, I say. I'm going., , MORELL (with cold scorn). Wait a moment: I am not going to touch, you: don't be afraid. When my wife comes back she will want to, know why you have gone. And when she finds that you are never, going to cross our threshold again, she will want to have that, explained, too. Now I don't wish to distress her by telling her, that you have behaved like a blackguard., , MARCHBANKS (Coming back with renewed vehemence). You shall--you, must. If you give any explanation but the true one, you are a, liar and a coward. Tell her what I said; and how you were strong, and manly, and shook me as a terrier shakes a rat; and how I, shrank and was terrified; and how you called me a snivelling, little whelp and put me out of the house. If you don't tell her,, I will: I'll write to her., , MORELL (taken aback.) Why do you want her to know this?, , MARCHBANKS (with lyric rapture.) Because she will understand me,, and know that I understand her. If you keep back one word of it, from her--if you are not ready to lay the truth at her feet as I, am--then you will know to the end of your days that she really, belongs to me and not to you. Good-bye. (Going.), , page 46 / 127
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MORELL (terribly disquieted). Stop: I will not tell her., , MARCHBANKS (turning near the door). Either the truth or a lie, you MUST tell her, if I go., , MORELL (temporizing). Marchbanks: it is sometimes justifiable., , MARCHBANKS (cutting him short). I know--to lie. It will, be useless. Good-bye, Mr. Clergyman., , (As he turns finally to the door, it opens and Candida enters in, housekeeping attire.), , CANDIDA. Are you going, Eugene?(Looking more observantly at him.), Well, dear me, just look at you, going out into the street in, that state! You ARE a poet, certainly. Look at him, James! (She, takes him by the coat, and brings him forward to show him to, Morell.) Look at his collar! look at his tie! look at his hair!, One would think somebody had been throttling you. (The two men, guard themselves against betraying their consciousness.) Here!, Stand still. (She buttons his collar; ties his neckerchief in a, bow; and arranges his hair.) There! Now you look so nice that I, think you'd better stay to lunch after all, though I told you you, mustn't. It will be ready in half an hour. (She puts a final, touch to the bow. He kisses her hand.) Don't be silly., , page 47 / 127
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MARCHBANKS. I want to stay, of course--unless the reverend, gentleman, your husband, has anything to advance to the contrary., , CANDIDA. Shall he stay, James, if he promises to be a good boy, and to help me to lay the table? (Marchbanks turns his head and, looks steadfastly at Morell over his shoulder, challenging his, answer.), , MORELL (shortly). Oh, yes, certainly: he had better. (He goes to, the table and pretends to busy himself with his papers there.), , MARCHBANKS (offering his arm to Candida). Come and lay the, table.(She takes it and they go to the door together. As they go, out he adds) I am the happiest of men., , MORELL. So was I--an hour ago., , ACT II, , The same day. The same room. Late in the afternoon. The spare, chair for visitors has been replaced at the table, which is, if, possible, more untidy than before. Marchbanks, alone and idle, is, trying to find out how the typewriter works. Hearing someone at, , page 48 / 127
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the door, he steals guiltily away to the window and pretends to, be absorbed in the view. Miss Garnett, carrying the notebook in, which she takes down Morell's letters in shorthand from his, dictation, sits down at the typewriter and sets to work, transcribing them, much too busy to notice Eugene. Unfortunately, the first key she strikes sticks., , PROSERPINE. Bother! You've been meddling with my typewriter, Mr., Marchbanks; and there's not the least use in your trying to look, as if you hadn't., , MARCHBANKS (timidly). I'm very sorry, Miss Garnett. I only tried, to make it write., , PROSERPINE. Well, you've made this key stick., , MARCHBANKS (earnestly). I assure you I didn't touch the keys. I, didn't, indeed. I only turned a little wheel. (He points, irresolutely at the tension wheel.), , PROSERPINE. Oh, now I understand. (She sets the machine to, rights, talking volubly all the time.) I suppose you thought it, was a sort of barrel-organ. Nothing to do but turn the handle,, and it would write a beautiful love letter for you straight off,, eh?, , page 49 / 127
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MARCHBANKS (seriously). I suppose a machine could be made to, write love-letters. They're all the same, aren't they!, , PROSERPINE (somewhat indignantly: any such discussion, except by, way of pleasantry, being outside her code of manners). How do I, know? Why do you ask me?, , MARCHBANKS. I beg your pardon. I thought clever people--people, who can do business and write letters, and that sort of thing-always had love affairs., , PROSERPINE (rising, outraged). Mr. Marchbanks! (She looks, severely at him, and marches with much dignity to the bookcase.), , MARCHBANKS (approaching her humbly). I hope I haven't offended, you. Perhaps I shouldn't have alluded to your love affairs., , PROSERPINE (plucking a blue book from the shelf and turning, sharply on him). I haven't any love affairs. How dare you say, such a thing?, , MARCHBANKS (simply). Really! Oh, then you are shy, like me. Isn't, that so?, , page 50 / 127
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PROSERPINE. Certainly I am not shy. What do you mean?, , MARCHBANKS (secretly). You must be: that is the reason there are, so few love affairs in the world. We all go about longing for, love: it is the first need of our natures, the loudest cry Of our, hearts; but we dare not utter our longing: we are too shy. (Very, earnestly.) Oh, Miss Garnett, what would you not give to be, without fear, without shame--, , PROSERPINE (scandalized), Well, upon my word!, , MARCHBANKS (with petulant impatience). Ah, don't say those stupid, things to me: they don't deceive me: what use are they? Why are, you afraid to be your real self with me? I am just like you., , PROSERPINE. Like me! Pray, are you flattering me or flattering, yourself? I don't feel quite sure which. (She turns to go back to, the typewriter.), , MARCHBANKS (stopping her mysteriously). Hush! I go about in, search of love; and I find it in unmeasured stores in the bosoms, of others. But when I try to ask for it, this horrible shyness, strangles me; and I stand dumb, or worse than dumb, saying, meaningless things--foolish lies. And I see the affection I am, , page 51 / 127
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longing for given to dogs and cats and pet birds, because they, come and ask for it. (Almost whispering.) It must be asked for:, it is like a ghost: it cannot speak unless it is first spoken to., (At his normal pitch, but with deep melancholy.) All the love in, the world is longing to speak; only it dare not, because it is, shy, shy, shy. That is the world's tragedy. (With a deep sigh he, sits in the spare chair and buries his face in his hands.), , PROSERPINE (amazed, but keeping her wits about her--her point of, honor in encounters with strange young men). Wicked people get, over that shyness occasionally, don't they?, , MARCHBANKS (scrambling up almost fiercely). Wicked people means, people who have no love: therefore they have no shame. They have, the power to ask love because they don't need it: they have the, power to offer it because they have none to give. (He collapses, into his seat, and adds, mournfully) But we, who have love, and, long to mingle it with the love of others: we cannot utter a, word. (Timidly.) You find that, don't you?, , PROSERPINE. Look here: if you don't stop talking like this, I'll, leave the room, Mr. Marchbanks: I really will. It's not proper., (She resumes her seat at the typewriter, opening the blue book, and preparing to copy a passage from it.), , MARCHBANKS (hopelessly). Nothing that's worth saying IS proper., , page 52 / 127
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(He rises, and wanders about the room in his lost way, saying) I, can't understand you, Miss Garnett. What am I to talk about?, , PROSERPINE (snubbing him). Talk about indifferent things, talk, about the weather., , MARCHBANKS. Would you stand and talk about indifferent things if, a child were by, crying bitterly with hunger?, , PROSERPINE. I suppose not., , MARCHBANKS. Well: I can't talk about indifferent things with my, heart crying out bitterly in ITS hunger., , PROSERPINE. Then hold your tongue., , MARCHBANKS. Yes: that is what it always comes to. We hold our, tongues. Does that stop the cry of your heart?--for it does cry:, doesn't it? It must, if you have a heart., , PROSERPINE (suddenly rising with her hand pressed on her heart)., Oh, it's no use trying to work while you talk like that. (She, leaves her little table and sits on the sofa. Her feelings are, evidently strongly worked on.) It's no business of yours, whether, , page 53 / 127
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my heart cries or not; but I have a mind to tell you, for all, that., , MARCHBANKS. You needn't. I know already that it must., , PROSERPINE. But mind: if you ever say I said so, I'll deny it., , MARCHBANKS (compassionately). Yes, I know. And so you haven't the, courage to tell him?, , PROSERPINE (bouncing up). HIM! Who?, , MARCHBANKS. Whoever he is. The man you love. It might be anybody., The curate, Mr. Mill, perhaps., , PROSERPINE (with disdain). Mr. Mill!!! A fine man to break my, heart about, indeed! I'd rather have you than Mr. Mill., , MARCHBANKS (recoiling). No, really--I'm very sorry; but you, mustn't think of that. I--, , PROSERPINE. (testily, crossing to the fire and standing at it, with her back to him). Oh, don't be frightened: it's not you., It's not any one particular person., , page 54 / 127
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MARCHBANKS. I know. You feel that you could love anybody that, offered--, , PROSERPINE (exasperated). Anybody that offered! No, I do not., What do you take me for?, , MARCHBANKS (discouraged). No use. You won't make me REAL answers, --only those things that everybody says, (He strays to the sofa, and sits down disconsolately.), , PROSERPINE (nettled at what she takes to be a disparagement of, her manners by an aristocrat). Oh, well, if you want original, conversation, you'd better go and talk to yourself., , MARCHBANKS. That is what all poets do: they talk to themselves, out loud; and the world overhears them. But it's horribly lonely, not to hear someone else talk sometimes., , PROSERPINE. Wait until Mr. Morell comes. HE'LL talk to you., (Marchbanks shudders.) Oh, you needn't make wry faces over him:, he can talk better than you. (With temper.) He'd talk your little, head off. (She is going back angrily to her place, when, suddenly, enlightened, he springs up and stops her.), , page 55 / 127
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MARCHBANKS. Ah, I understand now!, , PROSERPINE (reddening). What do you understand?, , MARCHBANKS. Your secret. Tell me: is it really and truly possible, for a woman to love him?, , PROSERPINE (as if this were beyond all bounds). Well!!, , MARCHBANKS (passionately). No, answer me. I want to know: I MUST, know. I can't understand it. I can see nothing in him but words,, pious resolutions, what people call goodness. You can't love, that., , PROSERPINE (attempting to snub him by an air of cool propriety)., I simply don't know what you're talking about. I don't understand, you., , MARCHBANKS (vehemently). You do. You lie--, , PROSERPINE. Oh!, , MARCHBANKS. You DO understand; and you KNOW. (Determined to have, , page 56 / 127
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an answer.) Is it possible for a woman to love him?, , PROSERPINE (looking him straight in the face. Yes. (He covers his, face with his hands.) Whatever is the matter with you! (He takes, down his hands and looks at her. Frightened at the tragic mask, presented to her, she hurries past him at the utmost possible, distance, keeping her eyes on his face until he turns from her, and goes to the child's chair beside the hearth, where he sits in, the deepest dejection. As she approaches the door, it opens and, Burgess enters. On seeing him, she ejaculates) Praise heaven,, here's somebody! (and sits down, reassured, at her table. She, puts a fresh sheet of paper into the typewriter as Burgess, crosses to Eugene.), , BURGESS (bent on taking care of the distingished visitor). Well:, so this is the way they leave you to yourself, Mr. Morchbanks., I've come to keep you company. (Marchbanks looks up at him in, consternation, which is quite lost on him.) James is receivin' a, deppitation in the dinin' room; and Candy is hupstairs educatin', of a young stitcher gurl she's hinterusted in. She's settin', there learnin' her to read out of the "'Ev'nly Twins.", (Condolingly.) You must find it lonesome here with no one but the, typist to talk to. (He pulls round the easy chair above fire, and, sits down.), , PROSERPINE (highly incensed). He'll be all right now that he has, , page 57 / 127
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the advantage of YOUR polished conversation: that's one comfort,, anyhow. (She begins to typewrite with clattering asperity.), , BURGESS (amazed at her audacity). Hi was not addressin' myself to, you, young woman, that I'm awerr of., , PROSERPINE (tartly, to Marchbanks). Did you ever see worse, manners, Mr. Marchbanks?, , BURGESS (with pompous severity). Mr. Morchbanks is a gentleman, and knows his place, which is more than some people do., , PROSERPINE (fretfully). It's well you and I are not ladies and, gentlemen: I'd talk to you pretty straight if Mr. Marchbanks, wasn't here. (She pulls the letter out of the machine so crossly, that it tears.) There, now I've spoiled this letter--have to be, done all over again. Oh, I can't contain myself--silly old, fathead!, , BURGESS (rising, breathless with indignation). Ho! I'm a silly, ole fathead, am I? Ho, indeed (gasping). Hall right, my gurl!, Hall right. You just wait till I tell that to your employer., You'll see. I'll teach you: see if I don't., , PROSERPINE. I--, , page 58 / 127
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BURGESS (cutting her short). No, you've done it now. No huse, a-talkin' to me. I'll let you know who I am. (Proserpine shifts, her paper carriage with a defiant bang, and disdainfully goes on, with her work.) Don't you take no notice of her, Mr. Morchbanks., She's beneath it. (He sits down again loftily.), , MARCHBANKS (miserably nervous and disconcerted). Hadn't we better, change the subject. I--I don't think Miss Garnett meant anything., , PROSERPINE (with intense conviction). Oh, didn't I though, just!, , BURGESS. I wouldn't demean myself to take notice on her., , (An electric bell rings twice.), , PROSERPINE (gathering up her note-book and papers). That's for, me. (She hurries out.), , BURGESS (calling after her). Oh, we can spare you. (Somewhat, relieved by the triumph of having the last word, and yet half, inclined to try to improve on it, he looks after her for a, moment; then subsides into his seat by Eugene, and addresses him, very confidentially.) Now we're alone, Mr. Morchbanks, let me, , page 59 / 127
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give you a friendly 'int that I wouldn't give to everybody. 'Ow, long 'ave you known my son-in-law James here?, , MARCHBANKS. I don't know. I never can remember dates. A few, months, perhaps., , BURGESS. Ever notice anything queer about him?, , MARCHBANKS. I don't think so., , BURGESS (impressively). No more you wouldn't. That's the danger, in it. Well, he's mad., , MARCHBANKS. Mad!, , BURGESS. Mad as a Morch 'are. You take notice on him and you'll, see., , MARCHBANKS (beginning). But surely that is only because his, opinions--, , BURGESS (touching him with his forefinger on his knee, and, pressing it as if to hold his attention with it). That's wot I, used tee think, Mr. Morchbanks. Hi thought long enough that it, , page 60 / 127
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was honly 'is hopinions; though, mind you, hopinions becomes, vurry serious things when people takes to hactin on 'em as 'e, does. But that's not wot I go on. (He looks round to make sure, that they are alone, and bends over to Eugene's ear.) Wot do you, think he says to me this mornin' in this very room?, , MARCHBANKS. What?, , BURGESS. He sez to me--this is as sure as we're settin' here, now--he sez: "I'm a fool," he sez;--"and yore a scounderl"--as, cool as possible. Me a scounderl, mind you! And then shook 'ands, with me on it, as if it was to my credit! Do you mean to tell me, that that man's sane?, , MORELL. (outside, calling to Proserpine, holding the door open)., Get all their names and addresses, Miss Garnett., , PROSERPINE (in the distance). Yes, Mr. Morell., , (Morell comes in, with the deputation's documents in his hands.), , BURGESS (aside to Marchbanks). Yorr he is. Just you keep your, heye on him and see. (Rising momentously.) I'm sorry, James, to, 'ave to make a complaint to you. I don't want to do it; but I, feel I oughter, as a matter o' right and duty., , page 61 / 127
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MORELL. What's the matter?, , BURGESS. Mr. Morchbanks will bear me out: he was a witness. (Very, solemnly.) Your young woman so far forgot herself as to call me a, silly ole fat 'ead., , MORELL (delighted--with tremendous heartiness). Oh, now, isn't, that EXACTLY like Prossy? She's so frank: she can't contain, herself! Poor Prossy! Ha! Ha!, , BURGESS (trembling with rage). And do you hexpec me to put up, with it from the like of 'ER?, , MORELL. Pooh, nonsense! you can't take any notice of it. Never, mind. (He goes to the cellaret and puts the papers into one of, the drawers.), , BURGESS. Oh, I don't mind. I'm above it. But is it RIGHT?--that's, what I want to know. Is it right?, , MORELL. That's a question for the Church, not for the laity. Has, it done you any harm, that's the question for you, eh? Of course,, it hasn't. Think no more of it. (He dismisses the subject by, , page 62 / 127
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going to his place at the table and setting to work at his, correspondence.), , BURGESS (aside to Marchbanks). What did I tell you? Mad as a, 'atter. (He goes to the table and asks, with the sickly civility, of a hungry man) When's dinner, James?, , MORELL. Not for half an hour yet., , BURGESS (with plaintive resignation). Gimme a nice book to read, over the fire, will you, James: thur's a good chap., , MORELL. What sort of book? A good one?, , BURGESS (with almost a yell of remonstrance). Nah-oo! Summat, pleasant, just to pass the time. (Morell takes an illustrated, paper from the table and offers it. He accepts it humbly.) Thank, yer, James. (He goes back to his easy chair at the fire, and sits, there at his ease, reading.), , MORELL (as he writes). Candida will come to entertain you, presently. She has got rid of her pupil. She is filling the, lamps., , page 63 / 127
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MARCHBANKS (starting up in the wildest consternation). But that, will soil her hands. I can't bear that, Morell: it's a shame., I'll go and fill them. (He makes for the door.), , MORELL. You'd better not. (Marchbanks stops irresolutely.) She'd, only set you to clean my boots, to save me the trouble of doing, it myself in the morning., , BURGESS (with grave disapproval). Don't you keep a servant now,, James?, , MORELL. Yes; but she isn't a slave; and the house looks as if I, kept three. That means that everyone has to lend a hand. It's not, a bad plan: Prossy and I can talk business after breakfast whilst, we're washing up. Washing up's no trouble when there are two, people to do it., , MARCHBANKS (tormentedly). Do you think every woman is as, coarse-grained as Miss Garnett?, , BURGESS (emphatically). That's quite right, Mr. Morchbanks., That's quite right. She IS corse-grained., , MORELL (quietly and significantly). Marchbanks!, , page 64 / 127
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MARCHBANKS. Yes., , MORELL. How many servants does your father keep?, , MARCHBANKS. Oh, I don't know. (He comes back uneasily to the, sofa, as if to get as far as possible from Morell's questioning,, and sits down in great agony of mind, thinking of the paraffin.), , MORELL. (very gravely). So many that you don't know. (More, aggressively.) Anyhow, when there's anything coarse-grained to be, done, you ring the bell and throw it on to somebody else, eh?, That's one of the great facts in YOUR existence, isn't it?, , MARCHBANKS. Oh, don't torture me. The one great fact now is that, your wife's beautiful fingers are dabbling in paraffin oil, and, that you are sitting here comfortably preaching about it-everlasting preaching, preaching, words, words, words., , BURGESS (intensely appreciating this retort). Ha, ha! Devil a, better. (Radiantly.) 'Ad you there, James, straight., , (Candida comes in, well aproned, with a reading lamp trimmed,, filled, and ready for lighting. She places it on the table near, Morell, ready for use.), , page 65 / 127
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CANDIDA (brushing her finger tips together with a slight twitch, of her nose). If you stay with us, Eugene, I think I will hand, over the lamps to you., , MARCHBANKS. I will stay on condition that you hand over all the, rough work to me., , CANDIDA. That's very gallant; but I think I should like to see, how you do it first. (Turning to Morell.) James: you've not been, looking after the house properly., , MORELL. What have I done--or not done--my love?, , CANDIDA (with serious vexation). My own particular pet scrubbing, brush has been used for blackleading. (A heart-breaking wail bursts, from Marchbanks. Burgess looks round, amazed. Candida hurries to, the sofa.) What's the matter? Are you ill, Eugene?, , MARCHBANKS. No, not ill. Only horror, horror, horror! (He bows, his head on his hands.), , BURGESS (shocked). What! Got the 'orrors, Mr. Morchbanks! Oh,, that's bad, at your age. You must leave it off grajally., , page 66 / 127
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CANDIDA (reassured). Nonsense, papa. It's only poetic horror,, isn't it, Eugene? (Petting him.), , BURGESS (abashed). Oh, poetic 'orror, is it? I beg your, pordon, I'm shore. (He turns to the fire again, deprecating his, hasty conclusion.), , CANDIDA. What is it, Eugene--the scrubbing brush? (He, shudders.) Well, there! never mind. (She sits down beside, him.) Wouldn't you like to present me with a nice new one, with, an ivory back inlaid with mother-of-pearl?, , MARCHBANKS (softly and musically, but sadly and longingly). No,, not a scrubbing brush, but a boat--a tiny shallop to sail away, in, far from the world, where the marble floors are washed by the, rain and dried by the sun, where the south wind dusts the, beautiful green and purple carpets. Or a chariot--to carry us up, into the sky, where the lamps are stars, and don't need to be, filled with paraffin oil every day., , MORELL (harshly). And where there is nothing to do but to be, idle, selfish and useless., , CANDIDA (jarred). Oh, James, how could you spoil it all!, , page 67 / 127
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MARCHBANKS (firing up). Yes, to be idle, selfish and useless:, that is to be beautiful and free and happy: hasn't every man, desired that with all his soul for the woman he loves? That's my, ideal: what's yours, and that of all the dreadful people who live, in these hideous rows of houses? Sermons and scrubbing brushes!, With you to preach the sermon and your wife to scrub., , CANDIDA (quaintly). He cleans the boots, Eugene. You will have to, clean them to-morrow for saying that about him., , MARCHBANKS. Oh! don't talk about boots. Your feet should be, beautiful on the mountains., , CANDIDA. My feet would not be beautiful on the Hackney Road, without boots., , BURGESS (scandalized). Come, Candy, don't be vulgar. Mr., Morchbanks ain't accustomed to it. You're givin' him the 'orrors, again. I mean the poetic ones., , (Morell is silent. Apparently he is busy with his letters: really, he is puzzling with misgiving over his new and alarming, experience that the surer he is of his moral thrusts, the more, swiftly and effectively Eugene parries them. To find himself, , page 68 / 127
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beginning to fear a man whom he does not respect affects him, bitterly.), , (Miss Garnett comes in with a telegram.), , PROSERPINE (handing the telegram to Morell). Reply paid. The, boy's waiting. (To Candida, coming back to her machine and, sitting down.) Maria is ready for you now in the kitchen, Mrs., Morell. (Candida rises.) The onions have come., , MARCHBANKS (convulsively). Onions!, , CANDIDA. Yes, onions. Not even Spanish ones--nasty little red, onions. You shall help me to slice them. Come along., , (She catches him by the wrist and runs out, pulling him after, her. Burgess rises in consternation, and stands aghast on the, hearth-rug, staring after them.), , BURGESS. Candy didn't oughter 'andle a peer's nevvy like that., It's goin' too fur with it. Lookee 'ere, James: do 'e often git, taken queer like that?, , MORELL (shortly, writing a telegram). I don't know., , page 69 / 127
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BURGESS (sentimentally). He talks very pretty. I allus had a, turn for a bit of potery. Candy takes arter me that-a-way: huse, ter make me tell her fairy stories when she was on'y a little, kiddy not that 'igh (indicating a stature of two feet or, thereabouts)., , MORELL (preoccupied). Ah, indeed. (He blots the telegram, and, goes out.), , PROSERPINE. Used you to make the fairy stories up out of your own, head?, , (Burgess, not deigning to reply, strikes an attitude of the, haughtiest disdain on the hearth-rug.), , PROSERPINE (calmly). I should never have supposed you had it in, you. By the way, I'd better warn you, since you've taken such a, fancy to Mr. Marchbanks. He's mad., , BURGESS. Mad! Wot! 'Im too!!, , PROSERPINE. Mad as a March hare. He did frighten me, I can tell, you just before you came in that time. Haven't you noticed the, , page 70 / 127
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queer things he says?, , BURGESS. So that's wot the poetic 'orrors means. Blame me if it, didn't come into my head once or twyst that he must be off his, chump! (He crosses the room to the door, lifting up his voice as, he goes.) Well, this is a pretty sort of asylum for a man to be, in, with no one but you to take care of him!, , PROSERPINE (as he passes her). Yes, what a dreadful thing it, would be if anything happened to YOU!, , BURGESS (loftily). Don't you address no remarks to me. Tell your, hemployer that I've gone into the garden for a smoke., , PROSERPINE (mocking). Oh!, , (Before Burgess can retort, Morell comes back.), , BURGESS (sentimentally). Goin' for a turn in the garden to smoke,, James., , MORELL (brusquely). Oh, all right, all right. (Burgess goes out, pathetically in the character of the weary old man. Morell stands, at the table, turning over his papers, and adding, across to, , page 71 / 127
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Proserpine, half humorously, half absently) Well, Miss Prossy,, why have you been calling my father-in-law names?, , PROSERPINE (blushing fiery red, and looking quickly up at him,, half scared, half reproachful). I-- (She bursts into tears.), , MORELL (with tender gaiety, leaning across the table towards her,, and consoling her). Oh, come, come, come! Never mind, Pross: he, IS a silly old fathead, isn't he?, , (With an explosive sob, she makes a dash at the door, and, vanishes, banging it. Morell, shaking his head resignedly, sighs,, and goes wearily to his chair, where he sits down and sets to, work, looking old and careworn.), , (Candida comes in. She has finished her household work and taken, of the apron. She at once notices his dejected appearance, and, posts herself quietly at the spare chair, looking down at him, attentively; but she says nothing.), , MORELL (looking up, but with his pen raised ready to resume his, work). Well? Where is Eugene?, , CANDIDA. Washing his hands in the scullery--under the tap. He, will make an excellent cook if he can only get over his dread of, , page 72 / 127
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Maria., , MORELL (shortly). Ha! No doubt. (He begins writing again.), , CANDIDA (going nearer, and putting her hand down softly on his to, stop him, as she says). Come here, dear. Let me look at you. (He, drops his pen and yields himself at her disposal. She makes him, rise and brings him a little away from the table, looking at him, critically all the time.) Turn your face to the light. (She, places him facing the window.) My boy is not looking well. Has he, been overworking?, , MORELL. Nothing more than usual., , CANDIDA. He looks very pale, and grey, and wrinkled, and old., (His melancholy deepens; and she attacks it with wilful gaiety.), Here (pulling him towards the easy chair) you've done enough, writing for to-day. Leave Prossy to finish it and come and talk, to me., , MORELL. But--, , CANDIDA. Yes, I MUST be talked to sometimes. (She makes him sit, down, and seats herself on the carpet beside his knee.) Now, (patting his hand) you're beginning to look better already. Why, , page 73 / 127
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don't you give up all this tiresome overworking--going out every, night lecturing and talking? Of course what you say is all very, true and very right; but it does no good: they don't mind what, you say to them one little bit. Of course they agree with you;, but what's the use of people agreeing with you if they go and do, just the opposite of what you tell them the moment your back is, turned? Look at our congregation at St. Dominic's! Why do they, come to hear you talking about Christianity every Sunday? Why,, just because they've been so full of business and money-making, for six days that they want to forget all about it and have a, rest on the seventh, so that they can go back fresh and make, money harder than ever! You positively help them at it instead of, hindering them., , MORELL (with energetic seriousness). You know very well, Candida,, that I often blow them up soundly for that. But if there is, nothing in their church-going but rest and diversion, why don't, they try something more amusing--more self-indulgent? There must, be some good in the fact that they prefer St. Dominic's to worse, places on Sundays., , CANDIDA. Oh, the worst places aren't open; and even if they were,, they daren't be seen going to them. Besides, James, dear, you, preach so splendidly that it's as good as a play for them. Why, do you think the women are so enthusiastic?, , page 74 / 127
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MORELL (shocked). Candida!, , CANDIDA. Oh, _I_ know. You silly boy: you think it's your, Socialism and your religion; but if it was that, they'd do what, you tell them instead of only coming to look at you. They all, have Prossy's complaint., , MORELL. Prossy's complaint! What do you mean, Candida?, , CANDIDA. Yes, Prossy, and all the other secretaries you ever had., Why does Prossy condescend to wash up the things, and to peel, potatoes and abase herself in all manner of ways for six, shillings a week less than she used to get in a city office?, She's in love with you, James: that's the reason. They're all in, love with you. And you are in love with preaching because you do, it so beautifully. And you think it's all enthusiasm for the, kingdom of Heaven on earth; and so do they. You dear silly!, , MORELL. Candida: what dreadful, what soul-destroying cynicism!, Are you jesting? Or--can it be?--are you jealous?, , CANDIDA (with curious thoughtfulness). Yes, I feel a little, jealous sometimes., , MORELL (incredulously). What! Of Prossy?, , page 75 / 127
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CANDIDA (laughing). No, no, no, no. Not jealous of anybody., Jealous for somebody else, who is not loved as he ought to be., , MORELL. Me!, , CANDIDA. You! Why, you're spoiled with love and worship: you get, far more than is good for you. No: I mean Eugene., , MORELL (startled). Eugene!, , CANDIDA. It seems unfair that all the love should go to you, and, none to him, although he needs it so much more than you do. (A, convulsive movement shakes him in spite of himself.) What's the, matter? Am I worrying you?, , MORELL (hastily). Not at all. (Looking at her with troubled, intensity.) You know that I have perfect confidence in you,, Candida., , CANDIDA. You vain thing! Are you so sure of your irresistible, attractions?, , MORELL. Candida: you are shocking me. I never thought of my, , page 76 / 127
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attractions. I thought of your goodness--your purity. That is, what I confide in., , CANDIDA. What a nasty, uncomfortable thing to say to me! Oh, you, ARE a clergyman, James--a thorough clergyman., , MORELL (turning away from her, heart-stricken). So Eugene says., , CANDIDA (with lively interest, leaning over to him with her arms, on his knee). Eugene's always right. He's a wonderful boy: I have, grown fonder and fonder of him all the time I was away. Do you, know, James, that though he has not the least suspicion of it, himself, he is ready to fall madly in love with me?, , MORELL (grimly). Oh, he has no suspicion of it himself, hasn't, he?, , CANDIDA. Not a bit. (She takes her arms from his knee, and turns, thoughtfully, sinking into a more restful attitude with her hands, in her lap.) Some day he will know when he is grown up and, experienced, like you. And he will know that I must have known., I wonder what he will think of me then., , MORELL. No evil, Candida. I hope and trust, no evil., , page 77 / 127
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CANDIDA (dubiously). That will depend., , MORELL (bewildered). Depend!, , CANDIDA (looking at him). Yes: it will depend on what happens to, him. (He look vacantly at her.) Don't you see? It will depend on, how he comes to learn what love really is. I mean on the sort of, woman who will teach it to him., , MORELL (quite at a loss). Yes. No. I don't know what you mean., , CANDIDA (explaining). If he learns it from a good woman, then it, will be all right: he will forgive me., , MORELL. Forgive!, , CANDIDA. But suppose he learns it from a bad woman, as so many, men do, especially poetic men, who imagine all women are angels!, Suppose he only discovers the value of love when he has thrown it, away and degraded himself in his ignorance. Will he forgive me, then, do you think?, , MORELL. Forgive you for what?, , page 78 / 127
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CANDIDA (realizing how stupid he is, and a little disappointed,, though quite tenderly so). Don't you understand? (He shakes his, head. She turns to him again, so as to explain with the fondest, intimacy.) I mean, will he forgive me for not teaching him, myself? For abandoning him to the bad women for the sake of my, goodness--my purity, as you call it? Ah, James, how little you, understand me, to talk of your confidence in my goodness and, purity! I would give them both to poor Eugene as willingly as I, would give my shawl to a beggar dying of cold, if there were, nothing else to restrain me. Put your trust in my love for you,, James, for if that went, I should care very little for your, sermons--mere phrases that you cheat yourself and others with, every day. (She is about to rise.), , MORELL. HIS words!, , CANDIDA (checking herself quickly in the act of getting up, so, that she is on her knees, but upright). Whose words?, , MORELL. Eugene's., , CANDIDA (delighted). He is always right. He understands you; he, understands me; he understands Prossy; and you, James--you, understand nothing. (She laughs, and kisses him to console him., , page 79 / 127
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He recoils as if stung, and springs up.), , MORELL. How can you bear to do that when--oh, Candida (with, anguish in his voice) I had rather you had plunged a grappling, iron into my heart than given me that kiss., , CANDIDA (rising, alarmed). My dear: what's the matter?, , MORELL (frantically waving her off). Don't touch me., , CANDIDA (amazed). James!, , (They are interrupted by the entrance of Marchbanks, with, Burgess, who stops near the door, staring, whilst Eugene hurries, forward between them.), , MARCHBANKS. Is anything the matter?, , MORELL (deadly white, putting an iron constraint on himself)., Nothing but this: that either you were right this morning, or, Candida is mad., BURGESS (in loudest protest). Wot! Candy mad too! Oh, come, come,, come! (He crosses the room to the fireplace, protesting as he, goes, and knocks the ashes out of his pipe on the bars. Morell, , page 80 / 127
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sits down desperately, leaning forward to hide his face, and, interlacing his fingers rigidly to keep them steady.), , CANDIDA (to Morell, relieved and laughing). Oh, you're only, shocked! Is that all? How conventional all you unconventional, people are!, , BURGESS. Come: be'ave yourself, Candy. What'll Mr. Morchbanks, think of you?, , CANDIDA. This comes of James teaching me to think for myself, and, never to hold back out of fear of what other people may think of, me. It works beautifully as long as I think the same things as he, does. But now, because I have just thought something different!-look at him--just look!, , (She points to Morell, greatly amused. Eugene looks, and, instantly presses his band on his heart, as if some deadly pain, had shot through it, and sits down on the sofa like a man, witnessing a tragedy.), , BURGESS (on the hearth-rug). Well, James, you certainly ain't as, himpressive lookin' as usu'l., , MORELL (with a laugh which is half a sob). I suppose not. I beg, , page 81 / 127
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all your pardons: I was not conscious of making a fuss. (Pulling, himself together.) Well, well, well, well, well! (He goes back to, his place at the table, setting to work at his papers again with, resolute cheerfulness.), , CANDIDA (going to the sofa and sitting beside Marchbanks, still, in a bantering humor). Well, Eugene, why are you so sad? Did the, onions make you cry?, , (Morell cannot prevent himself from watching them.), , MARCHBANKS (aside to her). It is your cruelty. I hate cruelty. It, is a horrible thing to see one person make another suffer., , CANDIDA (petting him ironically). Poor boy, have I been cruel?, Did I make it slice nasty little red onions?, , MARCHBANKS (earnestly). Oh, stop, stop: I don't mean myself. You, have made him suffer frightfully. I feel his pain in my own, heart. I know that it is not your fault--it is something that, must happen; but don't make light of it. I shudder when you, torture him and laugh., , CANDIDA (incredulously). I torture James! Nonsense, Eugene: how, you exaggerate! Silly! (She looks round at Morell, who hastily, , page 82 / 127
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resumes his writing. She goes to him and stands behind his chair,, bending over him.) Don't work any more, dear. Come and talk to, us., , MORELL (affectionately but bitterly). Ah no: I can't talk. I can, only preach., , CANDIDA (caressing him). Well, come and preach., , BURGESS (strongly remonstrating). Aw, no, Candy. 'Ang it all!, (Lexy Mill comes in, looking anxious and important.), , LEXY (hastening to shake hands with Candida). How do you do, Mrs., Morell? So glad to see you back again., , CANDIDA. Thank you, Lexy. You know Eugene, don't you?, , LEXY. Oh, yes. How do you do, Marchbanks?, , MARCHBANKS. Quite well, thanks., , LEXY (to Morell). I've just come from the Guild of St. Matthew., They are in the greatest consternation about your telegram., There's nothing wrong, is there?, , page 83 / 127
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CANDIDA. What did you telegraph about, James?, , LEXY (to Candida). He was to have spoken for them tonight., They've taken the large hall in Mare Street and spent a lot of, money on posters. Morell's telegram was to say he couldn't come., It came on them like a thunderbolt., , CANDIDA (surprized, and beginning to suspect something wrong)., Given up an engagement to speak!, , BURGESS. First time in his life, I'll bet. Ain' it, Candy?, , LEXY (to Morell). They decided to send an urgent telegram to you, asking whether you could not change your mind. Have you received, it?, , MORELL (with restrained impatience). Yes, yes: I got it., , LEXY. It was reply paid., , MORELL. Yes, I know. I answered it. I can't go., , page 84 / 127
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CANDIDA. But why, James?, , MORELL (almost fiercely). Because I don't choose. These people, forget that I am a man: they think I am a talking machine to be, turned on for their pleasure every evening of my life. May I not, have ONE night at home, with my wife, and my friends?, , (They are all amazed at this outburst, except Eugene. His, expression remains unchanged.), , CANDIDA. Oh, James, you know you'll have an attack of bad, conscience to-morrow; and _I_ shall have to suffer for that., , LEXY (intimidated, but urgent). I know, of course, that they make, the most unreasonable demands on you. But they have been, telegraphing all over the place for another speaker: and they can, get nobody but the President of the Agnostic League., , MORELL (promptly). Well, an excellent man. What better do they, want?, , LEXY. But he always insists so powerfully on the divorce of, Socialism from Christianity. He will undo all the good we have, been doing. Of course you know best; but--(He hesitates.), , page 85 / 127
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CANDIDA (coaxingly). Oh, DO go, James. We'll all go., , BURGESS (grumbling). Look 'ere, Candy! I say! Let's stay at home, by the fire, comfortable. He won't need to be more'n a, couple-o'-hour away., , CANDIDA. You'll be just as comfortable at the meeting. We'll all, sit on the platform and be great people., , EUGENE (terrified). Oh, please don't let us go on the platform., No--everyone will stare at us--I couldn't. I'll sit at the back, of the room., , CANDIDA. Don't be afraid. They'll be too busy looking at James to, notice you., , MORELL (turning his head and looking meaningly at her over his, shoulder). Prossy's complaint, Candida! Eh?, , CANDIDA (gaily). Yes., , BURGESS (mystified). Prossy's complaint. Wot are you talking, about, James?, , page 86 / 127
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MORELL (not heeding him, rises; goes to the door; and holds it, open, shouting in a commanding voice). Miss Garnett., , PROSERPINE (in the distance). Yes, Mr. Morell. Coming. (They all, wait, except Burgess, who goes stealthily to Lexy and draws him, aside.), , BURGESS. Listen here, Mr. Mill. Wot's Prossy's complaint? Wot's, wrong with 'er?, , LEXY (confidentially). Well, I don't exactly know; but she spoke, very strangely to me this morning. I'm afraid she's a little out, of her mind sometimes., , BURGESS (overwhelmed). Why, it must be catchin'! Four in the same, 'ouse! (He goes back to the hearth, quite lost before the, instability of the human intellect in a clergyman's house.), , PROSERPINE (appearing on the threshold). What is it, Mr. Morell?, , MORELL. Telegraph to the Guild of St. Matthew that I am coming., , PROSERPINE (surprised). Don't they expect you?, , page 87 / 127
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MORELL (peremptorily). Do as I tell you., , (Proserpine frightened, sits down at her typewriter, and obeys., Morell goes across to Burgess, Candida watching his movements all, the time with growing wonder and misgiving.), , MORELL. Burgess: you don't want to come?, , BURGESS (in deprecation). Oh, don't put it like that, James. It's, only that it ain't Sunday, you know., , MORELL. I'm sorry. I thought you might like to be introduced to, the chairman. He's on the Works Committee of the County Council, and has some influence in the matter of contracts. (Burgess wakes, up at once. Morell, expecting as much, waits a moment, and says), Will you come?, , BURGESS (with enthusiasm). Course I'll come, James. Ain' it, always a pleasure to 'ear you., , MORELL (turning from him). I shall want you to take some notes at, the meeting, Miss Garnett, if you have no other engagement. (She, nods, afraid to speak.) You are coming, Lexy, I suppose., , page 88 / 127
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LEXY. Certainly., , CANDIDA. We are all coming, James., , MORELL. No: you are not coming; and Eugene is not coming. You, will stay here and entertain him--to celebrate your return home., (Eugene rises, breathless.), , CANDIDA. But James--, , MORELL (authoritatively). I insist. You do not want to come; and, he does not want to come. (Candida is about to protest.) Oh,, don't concern yourselves: I shall have plenty of people without, you: your chairs will be wanted by unconverted people who have, never heard me before., , CANDIDA (troubled). Eugene: wouldn't you like to come?, , MORELL. I should be afraid to let myself go before Eugene: he is, so critical of sermons. (Looking at him.) He knows I am afraid of, him: he told me as much this morning. Well, I shall show him how, much afraid I am by leaving him here in your custody, Candida., , page 89 / 127
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MARCHBANKS (to himself, with vivid feeling). That's brave. That's, beautiful. (He sits down again listening with parted lips.), , CANDIDA (with anxious misgiving). But--but--Is anything the, matter, James? (Greatly troubled.) I can't understand--, , MORELL. Ah, I thought it was I who couldn't understand, dear. (He, takes her tenderly in his arms and kisses her on the forehead;, then looks round quietly at Marchbanks.), , ACT III, , Late in the evening. Past ten. The curtains are drawn, and the, lamps lighted. The typewriter is in its case; the large table has, been cleared and tidied; everything indicates that the day's work, is done., , Candida and Marchbanks are seated at the fire. The reading lamp, is on the mantelshelf above Marchbanks, who is sitting on the, small chair reading aloud from a manuscript. A little pile of, manuscripts and a couple of volumes of poetry are on the carpet, beside him. Candida is in the easy chair with the poker, a light, brass one, upright in her hand. She is leaning back and looking, at the point of it curiously, with her feet stretched towards the, blaze and her heels resting on the fender, profoundly unconscious, , page 90 / 127
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of her appearance and surroundings., , MARCHBANKS (breaking off in his recitation): Every poet that ever, lived has put that thought into a sonnet. He must: he can't help, it. (He looks to her for assent, and notices her absorption in, the poker.) Haven't you been listening? (No response.) Mrs., Morell!, , CANDIDA (starting). Eh?, , MARCHBANKS. Haven't you been listening?, , CANDIDA (with a guilty excess of politeness). Oh, yes. It's very, nice. Go on, Eugene. I'm longing to hear what happens to the, angel., , MARCHBANKS (crushed--the manuscript dropping from his hand to the, floor). I beg your pardon for boring you., , CANDIDA. But you are not boring me, I assure you. Please go on., Do, Eugene., , MARCHBANKS. I finished the poem about the angel quarter of an, hour ago. I've read you several things since., , page 91 / 127
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CANDIDA (remorsefully). I'm so sorry, Eugene. I think the poker, must have fascinated me. (She puts it down.), , MARCHBANKS. It made me horribly uneasy., , CANDIDA. Why didn't you tell me? I'd have put it down at once., , MARCHBANKS. I was afraid of making you uneasy, too. It looked as, if it were a weapon. If I were a hero of old, I should have laid, my drawn sword between us. If Morell had come in he would have, thought you had taken up the poker because there was no sword, between us., , CANDIDA (wondering). What? (With a puzzled glance at him.) I, can't quite follow that. Those sonnets of yours have perfectly, addled me. Why should there be a sword between us?, , MARCHBANKS (evasively). Oh, never mind. (He stoops to pick up the, manuscript.), , CANDIDA. Put that down again, Eugene. There are limits to my, appetite for poetry--even your poetry. You've been reading to me, for more than two hours--ever since James went out. I want to, , page 92 / 127
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talk., , MARCHBANKS (rising, scared). No: I mustn't talk. (He looks round, him in his lost way, and adds, suddenly) I think I'll go out and, take a walk in the park. (Making for the door.), , CANDIDA. Nonsense: it's shut long ago. Come and sit down on the, hearth-rug, and talk moonshine as you usually do. I want to be, amused. Don't you want to?, , MARCHBANKS (in half terror, half rapture). Yes., , CANDIDA. Then come along. (She moves her chair back a little to, make room. He hesitates; then timidly stretches himself on the, hearth-rug, face upwards, and throws back his head across her, knees, looking up at her.), , MARCHBANKS. Oh, I've been so miserable all the evening,, because I was doing right. Now I'm doing wrong; and I'm happy., , CANDIDA (tenderly amused at him). Yes: I'm sure you feel a great, grown up wicked deceiver--quite proud of yourself, aren't you?, , MARCHBANKS (raising his head quickly and turning a little to look, , page 93 / 127
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round at her). Take care. I'm ever so much older than you, if you, only knew. (He turns quite over on his knees, with his hands, clasped and his arms on her lap, and speaks with growing impulse,, his blood beginning to stir.) May I say some wicked things to, you?, , CANDIDA (without the least fear or coldness, quite nobly, and, with perfect respect for his passion, but with a touch of her, wise-hearted maternal humor). No. But you may say anything you, really and truly feel. Anything at all, no matter what it is. I, am not afraid, so long as it is your real self that speaks, and, not a mere attitude--a gallant attitude, or a wicked attitude, or, even a poetic attitude. I put you on your honor and truth. Now, say whatever you want to., , MARCHBANKS (the eager expression vanishing utterly from his lips, and nostrils as his eyes light up with pathetic spirituality)., Oh, now I can't say anything: all the words I know belong to some, attitude or other--all except one., , CANDIDA. What one is that?, , MARCHBANKS (softly, losing himself in the music of the name)., Candida, Candida, Candida, Candida, Candida. I must say that now,, because you have put me on my honor and truth; and I never think, or feel Mrs. Morell: it is always Candida., , page 94 / 127
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CANDIDA. Of course. And what have you to say to Candida?, , MARCHBANKS. Nothing, but to repeat your name a thousand times., Don't you feel that every time is a prayer to you?, , CANDIDA. Doesn't it make you happy to be able to pray?, , MARCHBANKS. Yes, very happy., , CANDIDA. Well, that happiness is the answer to your prayer. Do, you want anything more?, , MARCHBANKS (in beatitude). No: I have come into heaven, where, want is unknown., , (Morell comes in. He halts on the threshold, and takes in the, scene at a glance.), , MORELL (grave and self-contained). I hope I don't disturb you., (Candida starts up violently, but without the smallest, embarrassment, laughing at herself. Eugene, still kneeling, saves, himself from falling by putting his hands on the seat of the, chair, and remains there, staring open mouthed at Morell.), , page 95 / 127
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CANDIDA (as she rises). Oh, James, how you startled me! I was so, taken up with Eugene that I didn't hear your latch-key. How did, the meeting go off? Did you speak well?, , MORELL. I have never spoken better in my life., , CANDIDA. That was first rate! How much was the collection?, , MORELL. I forgot to ask., , CANDIDA (to Eugene). He must have spoken splendidly, or he would, never have forgotten that. (To Morell.) Where are all the others?, , MORELL. They left long before I could get away: I thought I, should never escape. I believe they are having supper somewhere., , CANDIDA (in her domestic business tone). Oh; in that case, Maria, may go to bed. I'll tell her. (She goes out to the kitchen.), , MORELL (looking sternly down at Marchbanks). Well?, , MARCHBANKS (squatting cross-legged on the hearth-rug, and, , page 96 / 127
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actually at ease with Morell--even impishly humorous). Well?, , MORELL. Have you anything to tell me?, , MARCHBANKS. Only that I have been making a fool of myself here in, private whilst you have been making a fool of yourself in public., , MORELL. Hardly in the same way, I think., , MARCHBANKS (scrambling up--eagerly). The very, very, VERY same, way. I have been playing the good man just like you. When you, began your heroics about leaving me here with Candida--, , MORELL (involuntarily). Candida?, , MARCHBANKS. Oh, yes: I've got that far. Heroics are infectious: I, caught the disease from you. I swore not to say a word in your, absence that I would not have said a month ago in your presence., , MORELL. Did you keep your oath?, , MARCHBANKS. (suddenly perching himself grotesquely on the easy, chair). I was ass enough to keep it until about ten minutes ago., Up to that moment I went on desperately reading to her--reading, , page 97 / 127
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my own poems--anybody's poems--to stave off a conversation. I was, standing outside the gate of Heaven, and refusing to go in. Oh,, you can't think how heroic it was, and how uncomfortable! Then--, , MORELL (steadily controlling his suspense). Then?, , MARCHBANKS (prosaically slipping down into a quite ordinary, attitude in the chair). Then she couldn't bear being read to any, longer., , MORELL. And you approached the gate of Heaven at last?, , MARCHBANKS. Yes., , MORELL. Well? (Fiercely.) Speak, man: have you no feeling for me?, , MARCHBANKS (softly and musically). Then she became an angel; and, there was a flaming sword that turned every way, so that I, couldn't go in; for I saw that that gate was really the gate of, Hell., , MORELL (triumphantly). She repulsed you!, , MARCHBANKS (rising in wild scorn). No, you fool: if she had done, , page 98 / 127
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that I should never have seen that I was in Heaven already., Repulsed me! You think that would have saved me--virtuous, indignation! Oh, you are not worthy to live in the same world, with her. (He turns away contemptuously to the other side of the, room.), , MORELL (who has watched him quietly without changing his place)., Do you think you make yourself more worthy by reviling me,, Eugene?, , MARCHBANKS. Here endeth the thousand and first lesson. Morell: I, don't think much of your preaching after all: I believe I could, do it better myself. The man I want to meet is the man that, Candida married., , MORELL. The man that--? Do you mean me?, , MARCHBANKS. I don't mean the Reverend James Mavor Morell,, moralist and windbag. I mean the real man that the Reverend James, must have hidden somewhere inside his black coat--the man that, Candida loved. You can't make a woman like Candida love you by, merely buttoning your collar at the back instead of in front., , MORELL (boldly and steadily). When Candida promised to marry me,, I was the same moralist and windbag that you now see. I wore my, , page 99 / 127
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black coat; and my collar was buttoned behind instead of in, front. Do you think she would have loved me any the better for, being insincere in my profession?, , MARCHBANKS (on the sofa hugging his ankles). Oh, she forgave you,, just as she forgives me for being a coward, and a weakling, and, what you call a snivelling little whelp and all the rest of it., (Dreamily.) A woman like that has divine insight: she loves our, souls, and not our follies and vanities and illusions, or our, collars and coats, or any other of the rags and tatters we are, rolled up in. (He reflects on this for an instant; then turns, intently to question Morell.) What I want to know is how you got, past the flaming sword that stopped me., , MORELL (meaningly). Perhaps because I was not interrupted at the, end of ten minutes., , MARCHBANKS (taken aback). What!, , MORELL. Man can climb to the highest summits; but he cannot dwell, there long., , MARCHBANKS. It's false: there can he dwell for ever and there, only. It's in the other moments that he can find no rest, no, sense of the silent glory of life. Where would you have me spend, , page 100 / 127
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my moments, if not on the summits?, , MORELL. In the scullery, slicing onions and filling lamps., , MARCHBANKS. Or in the pulpit, scrubbing cheap earthenware souls?, , MORELL. Yes, that, too. It was there that I earned my golden, moment, and the right, in that moment, to ask her to love me. I, did not take the moment on credit; nor did I use it to steal, another man's happiness., , MARCHBANKS (rather disgustedly, trotting back towards the, fireplace). I have no doubt you conducted the transaction as, honestly as if you were buying a pound of cheese. (He stops on, the brink of the, hearth-rug and adds, thoughtfully, to, himself, with his back turned to Morell) I could only go to her, as a beggar., , MORELL (starting). A beggar dying of cold--asking for her shawl?, , MARCHBANKS (turning, surprised). Thank you for touching up my, poetry. Yes, if you like, a beggar dying of cold asking for her, shawl., , page 101 / 127
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MORELL (excitedly). And she refused. Shall I tell you why she, refused? I CAN tell you, on her own authority. It was because, of--, , MARCHBANKS. She didn't refuse., , MORELL. Not!, , MARCHBANKS. She offered me all I chose to ask for, her shawl, her, wings, the wreath of stars on her head, the lilies in her hand,, the crescent moon beneath her feet--, , MORELL (seizing him). Out with the truth, man: my wife is my, wife: I want no more of your poetic fripperies. I know well that, if I have lost her love and you have gained it, no law will bind, her., , MARCHBANKS (quaintly, without fear or resistance). Catch me by, the shirt collar, Morell: she will arrange it for me afterwards, as she did this morning. (With quiet rapture.) I shall feel her, hands touch me., , MORELL. You young imp, do you know how dangerous it is to say, that to me? Or (with a sudden misgiving) has something made you, brave?, , page 102 / 127
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MARCHBANKS. I'm not afraid now. I disliked you before: that was, why I shrank from your touch. But I saw to-day--when she tortured, you--that you love her. Since then I have been your friend: you, may strangle me if you like., , MORELL (releasing him). Eugene: if that is not a heartless lie-if you have a spark of human feeling left in you--will you tell, me what has happened during my absence?, , MARCHBANKS. What happened! Why, the flaming sword--(Morell stamps, with impatience.) Well, in plain prose, I loved her so, exquisitely that I wanted nothing more than the happiness of, being in such love. And before I had time to come down from the, highest summits, you came in., , MORELL (suffering deeply). So it is still unsettled--still the, misery of doubt., , MARCHBANKS. Misery! I am the happiest of men. I desire nothing, now but her happiness. (With dreamy enthusiasm.) Oh, Morell, let, us both give her up. Why should she have to choose between a, wretched little nervous disease like me, and a pig-headed parson, like you? Let us go on a pilgrimage, you to the east and I to the, west, in search of a worthy lover for her--some beautiful, , page 103 / 127
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archangel with purple wings--, , MORELL. Some fiddlestick. Oh, if she is mad enough to leave me, for you, who will protect her? Who will help her? who will work, for her? who will be a father to her children? (He sits down, distractedly on the sofa, with his elbows on his knees and his, head propped on his clenched fists.), , MARCHBANKS (snapping his fingers wildly). She does not ask those, silly questions. It is she who wants somebody to protect, to, help, to work for--somebody to give her children to protect, to, help and to work for. Some grown up man who has become as a, little child again. Oh, you fool, you fool, you triple fool! I am, the man, Morell: I am the man. (He dances about excitedly,, crying.) You don't understand what a woman is. Send for her,, Morell: send for her and let her choose between--(The door opens, and Candida enters. He stops as if petrified.), , CANDIDA (amazed, on the threshold). What on earth are you at,, Eugene?, , MARCHBANKS (oddly). James and I are having a preaching match; and, he is getting the worst of it. (Candida looks quickly round at, Morell. Seeing that he is distressed, she hurries down to him,, greatly vexed, speaking with vigorous reproach to Marchbanks.), , page 104 / 127
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CANDIDA. You have been annoying him. Now I won't have it, Eugene:, do you hear? (Putting her hand on Morell's shoulder, and quite, forgetting her wifely tact in her annoyance.) My boy shall not be, worried: I will protect him., , MORELL (rising proudly). Protect!, , CANDIDA (not heeding him--to Eugene). What have you been saying?, , MARCHBANKS (appalled). Nothing--, , CANDIDA. Eugene! Nothing?, , MARCHBANKS (piteously). I mean--I--I'm very sorry. I won't do it, again: indeed I won't. I'll let him alone., , MORELL (indignantly, with an aggressive movement towards Eugene)., Let me alone! You young--, , CANDIDA (Stopping him). Sh--no, let me deal with him, James., , MARCHBANKS. Oh, you're not angry with me, are you?, , page 105 / 127
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CANDIDA (severely). Yes, I am--very angry. I have a great mind to, pack you out of the house., , MORELL (taken aback by Candida's vigor, and by no means relishing, the sense of being rescued by her from another man). Gently,, Candida, gently. I am able to take care of myself., , CANDIDA (petting him). Yes, dear: of course you are. But you, mustn't be annoyed and made miserable., , MARCHBANKS (almost in tears, turning to the door). I'll go., , CANDIDA. Oh, you needn't go: I can't turn you out at this time of, night. (Vehemently.) Shame on you! For shame!, , MARCHBANKS (desperately). But what have I done?, , CANDIDA. I know what you have done--as well as if I had been here, all the time. Oh, it was unworthy! You are like a child: you, cannot hold your tongue., , MARCHBANKS. I would die ten times over sooner than give you a, moment's pain., , page 106 / 127
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CANDIDA (with infinite contempt for this puerility). Much good, your dying would do me!, , MORELL. Candida, my dear: this altercation is hardly quite, seemingly. It is a matter between two men; and I am the right, person to settle it., , CANDIDA. Two MEN! Do you call that a man? (To Eugene.) You bad, boy!, , MARCHBANKS (gathering a whimsically affectionate courage from the, scolding). If I am to be scolded like this, I must make a boy's, excuse. He began it. And he's bigger than I am., , CANDIDA (losing confidence a little as her concern for Morell's, dignity takes the alarm). That can't be true. (To Morell.) You, didn't begin it, James, did you?, , MORELL (contemptuously). No., , MARCHBANKS (indignant). Oh!, , MORELL (to Eugene). YOU began it--this morning. (Candida,, , page 107 / 127
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instantly connecting this with his mysterious allusion in the, afternoon to something told him by Eugene in the morning, looks, quickly at him, wrestling with the enigma. Morell proceeds with, the emphasis of offended superiority.) But your other point is, true. I am certainly the bigger of the two, and, I hope, the, stronger, Candida. So you had better leave the matter in my, hands., , CANDIDA (again soothing him). Yes, dear; but--(Troubled.) I don't, understand about this morning., , MORELL (gently snubbing her). You need not understand, my dear., , CANDIDA. But, James, I--(The street bell rings.) Oh, bother! Here, they all come. (She goes out to let them in.), , MARCHBANKS (running to Morell ). Oh, Morell, isn't it dreadful?, She's angry with us: she hates me. What shall I do?, , MORELL (with quaint desperation, clutching himself by the hair)., Eugene: my head is spinning round. I shall begin to laugh, presently. (He walks up and down the middle of the room.), , MARCHBANKS (following him anxiously). No, no: she'll think I've, thrown you into hysterics. Don't laugh. (Boisterous voices and, , page 108 / 127
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laughter are heard approaching. Lexy Mill, his eyes sparkling,, and his bearing denoting unwonted elevation of spirit, enters, with Burgess, who is greasy and self-complacent, but has all his, wits about him. Miss Garnett, with her smartest hat and jacket, on, follows them; but though her eyes are brighter than before,, she is evidently a prey to misgiving. She places herself with her, back to her typewriting table, with one hand on it to rest, herself, passes the other across her forehead as if she were a, little tired and giddy. Marchbanks relapses into shyness and, edges away into the corner near the window, where Morell's books, are.), , MILL (exhilaratedly). Morell: I MUST congratulate you. (Grasping, his hand.) What a noble, splendid, inspired address you gave us!, You surpassed yourself., , BURGESS. So you did, James. It fair kep' me awake to the last, word. Didn't it, Miss Garnett?, , PROSERPINE (worriedly). Oh, I wasn't minding you: I was trying to, make notes. (She takes out her note-book, and looks at her, stenography, which nearly makes her cry.), , MORELL. Did I go too fast, Pross?, , page 109 / 127
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PROSERPINE. Much too fast. You know I can't do more than a, hundred words a minute. (She relieves her feelings by throwing, her note-book angrily beside her machine, ready for use next, morning.), , MORELL (soothingly). Oh, well, well, never mind, never mind,, never mind. Have you all had supper?, , LEXY. Mr. Burgess has been kind enough to give us a really, splendid supper at the Belgrave., , BURGESS (with effusive magnanimity). Don't mention it, Mr. Mill., (Modestly.) You're 'arty welcome to my little treat., , PROSERPINE. We had champagne! I never tasted it before. I feel, quite giddy., , MORELL (surprised). A champagne supper! That was very handsome., Was it my eloquence that produced all this extravagance?, , MILL (rhetorically). Your eloquence, and Mr. Burgess's goodness, of heart. (With a fresh burst of exhilaration.) And what a very, fine fellow the chairman is, Morell! He came to supper with us., , page 110 / 127
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MORELL (with long drawn significance, looking at Burgess)., O-o-o-h, the chairman. NOW I understand., , (Burgess, covering a lively satisfaction in his diplomatic, cunning with a deprecatory cough, retires to the hearth. Lexy, folds his arms and leans against the cellaret in a high-spirited, attitude. Candida comes in with glasses, lemons, and a jug of hot, water on a tray.), , CANDIDA. Who will have some lemonade? You know our rules: total, abstinence. (She puts the tray on the table, and takes up the, lemon squeezers, looking enquiringly round at them.), , MORELL. No use, dear. They've all had champagne. Pross has broken, her pledge., , CANDIDA (to Proserpine). You don't mean to say you've been, drinking champagne!, , PROSERPINE (stubbornly). Yes, I do. I'm only a beer teetotaller,, not a champagne teetotaller. I don't like beer. Are there any, letters for me to answer, Mr. Morell?, , MORELL. No more to-night., , page 111 / 127
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PROSERPINE. Very well. Good-night, everybody., , LEXY (gallantly). Had I not better see you home, Miss Garnett?, , PROSERPINE. No, thank you. I shan't trust myself with anybody, to-night. I wish I hadn't taken any of that stuff. (She walks, straight out.), , BURGESS (indignantly). Stuff, indeed! That gurl dunno wot, champagne is! Pommery and Greeno at twelve and six a bottle. She, took two glasses a'most straight hoff., , MORELL (a little anxious about her). Go and look after her, Lexy., , LEXY (alarmed). But if she should really be--Suppose she began, to sing in the street, or anything of that sort., , MORELL. Just so: she may. That's why you'd better see her safely, home., , CANDIDA. Do, Lexy: there's a good fellow. (She shakes his hand, and pushes him gently to the door.), , page 112 / 127
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LEXY. It's evidently my duty to go. I hope it may not be, necessary. Good-night, Mrs. Morell. (To the rest.) Good-night., (He goes. Candida shuts the door.), , BURGESS. He was gushin' with hextra piety hisself arter two sips., People carn't drink like they huseter. (Dismissing the subject, and bustling away from the hearth.) Well, James: it's time to, lock up. Mr. Morchbanks: shall I 'ave the pleasure of your, company for a bit of the way home?, , MARCHBANKS (affrightedly). Yes: I'd better go. .(He hurries, across to the door; but Candida places herself before it, barring, his way.), , CANDIDA (with quiet authority). You sit down. You're not going, yet., , MARCHBANKS (quailing). No: I--I didn't mean to. (He comes back, into the room and sits down abjectly on the sofa.), , CANDIDA. Mr. Marchbanks will stay the night with us, papa., , BURGESS. Oh, well, I'll say good-night. So long, James. (He, shakes hands with Morell and goes on to Eugene.) Make 'em give, , page 113 / 127
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you a night light by your bed, Mr. Morchbanks: it'll comfort you, if you wake up in the night with a touch of that complaint of, yores. Good-night., , MARCHBANKS. Thank you: I will. Good-night, Mr. Burgess. (They, shake hands and Burgess goes to the door.), , CANDIDA (intercepting Morell, who is following Burgess). Stay, here, dear: I'll put on papa's coat for him. (She goes out with, Burgess.), , MARCHBANKS. Morell: there's going to be a terrible scene. Aren't, you afraid?, , MORELL. Not in the least., , MARCHBANKS. I never envied you your courage before. (He rises, timidly and puts his hand appealingly on Morell's forearm.) Stand, by me, won't you?, , MORELL (casting him off gently, but resolutely). Each for, himself, Eugene. She must choose between us now. (He goes to the, other side of the room as Candida returns. Eugene sits down again, on the sofa like a guilty schoolboy on his best behaviour.), , page 114 / 127
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CANDIDA (between them, addressing Eugene). Are you sorry?, , MARCHBANKS (earnestly). Yes, heartbroken., , CANDIDA. Well, then, you are forgiven. Now go off to bed like a, good little boy: I want to talk to James about you., , MARCHBANKS (rising in great consternation). Oh, I can't do that,, Morell. I must be here. I'll not go away. Tell her., , CANDIDA (with quick suspicion). Tell me what? (His eyes avoid, hers furtively. She turns and mutely transfers the question to, Morell.), , MORELL (bracing himself for the catastrophe). I have nothing to, tell her, except (here his voice deepens to a measured and, mournful tenderness) that she is my greatest treasure on earth-if she is really mine., , CANDIDA (coldly, offended by his yielding to his orator's, instinct and treating her as if she were the audience at the, Guild of St. Matthew). I am sure Eugene can say no less, if that, is all., , page 115 / 127
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MARCHBANKS (discouraged). Morell: she's laughing at us., , MORELL (with a quick touch of temper). There is nothing to laugh, at. Are you laughing at us, Candida?, , CANDIDA (with quiet anger). Eugene is very quick-witted, James. I, hope I am going to laugh; but I am not sure that I am not going, to be very angry. (She goes to the fireplace, and stands there, leaning with her arm on the mantelpiece and her foot on the, fender, whilst Eugene steals to Morell and plucks him by the, sleeve.), , MARCHBANKS (whispering). Stop Morell. Don't let us say anything., , MORELL (pushing Eugene away without deigning to look at him). I, hope you don't mean that as a threat, Candida., , CANDIDA (with emphatic warning). Take care, James. Eugene: I, asked you to go. Are you going?, , MORELL (putting his foot down). He shall not go. I wish him to, remain., , page 116 / 127
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MARCHBANKS. I'll go. I'll do whatever you want. (He turns to the, door.), , CANDIDA. Stop! (He obeys.) Didn't you hear James say he wished, you to stay? James is master here. Don't you know that?, , MARCHBANKS (flushing with a young poet's rage against tyranny)., By what right is he master?, , CANDIDA (quietly). Tell him, James., , MORELL (taken aback). My dear: I don't know of any right that, makes me master. I assert no such right., , CANDIDA (with infinite reproach). You don't know! Oh, James,, James! (To Eugene, musingly.) I wonder do you understand, Eugene!, No: you're too young. Well, I give you leave to stay--to stay and, learn. (She comes away from the hearth and places herself between, them.) Now, James: what's the matter? Come: tell me., , MARCHBANKS (whispering tremulously across to him). Don't., , CANDIDA. Come. Out with it!, , page 117 / 127
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MORELL (slowly). I meant to prepare your mind carefully, Candida,, so as to prevent misunderstanding., , CANDIDA. Yes, dear: I am sure you did. But never mind: I shan't, misunderstand., , MORELL. Well--er--(He hesitates, unable to find the long, explanation which he supposed to be available.), , CANDIDA. Well?, , MORELL (baldly). Eugene declares that you are in love with him., , MARCHBANKS (frantically). No, no, no, no, never. I did not, Mrs., Morell: it's not true. I said I loved you, and that he didn't. I, said that I understood you, and that he couldn't. And it was not, after what passed there before the fire that I spoke: it was not,, on my word. It was this morning., , CANDIDA (enlightened). This morning!, , MARCHBANKS. Yes. (He looks at her, pleading for credence, and, then adds, simply) That was what was the matter with my collar., , page 118 / 127
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CANDIDA (after a pause; for she does not take in his meaning at, once). His collar! (She turns to Morell, shocked.) Oh, James: did, you--(she stops)?, , MORELL (ashamed). You know, Candida, that I have a temper to, struggle with. And he said (shuddering) that you despised me in, your heart., , CANDIDA (turning quickly on Eugene). Did you say that?, , MARCHBANKS (terrified). No!, , CANDIDA (severely). Then James has just told me a falsehood., Is that what you mean?, , MARCHBANKS. No, no: I--I-- (blurting out the explanation, desperately) --it was David's wife. And it wasn't at home: it was, when she saw him dancing before all the people., , MORELL (taking the cue with a debater's adroitness). Dancing, before all the people, Candida; and thinking he was moving their, hearts by his mission when they were only suffering from-Prossy's complaint. (She is about to protest: he raises his hand, to silence her, exclaiming) Don't try to look indignant,, , page 119 / 127
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Candida:--, , CANDIDA (interjecting). Try!, , MORELL (continuing). Eugene was right. As you told me a few hours, after, he is always right. He said nothing that you did not say, far better yourself. He is the poet, who sees everything; and I, am the poor parson, who understands nothing., , CANDIDA (remorsefully). Do you mind what is said by a foolish, boy, because I said something like it again in jest?, , MORELL. That foolish boy can speak with the inspiration of a, child and the cunning of a serpent. He has claimed that you, belong to him and not to me; and, rightly or wrongly, I have come, to fear that it may be true. I will not go about tortured with, doubts and suspicions. I will not live with you and keep a secret, from you. I will not suffer the intolerable degradation of, jealousy. We have agreed--he and I--that you shall choose between, us now. I await your decision., , CANDIDA (slowly recoiling a step, her heart hardened by his, rhetoric in spite of the sincere feeling behind it). Oh! I am to, choose, am I? I suppose it is quite settled that I must belong to, one or the other., , page 120 / 127
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MORELL (firmly). Quite. You must choose definitely., , MARCHBANKS (anxiously). Morell: you don't understand. She means, that she belongs to herself., , CANDIDA (turning on him). I mean that and a good deal more,, Master Eugene, as you will both find out presently. And pray, my, lords and masters, what have you to offer for my choice? I am up, for auction, it seems. What do you bid, James?, , MORELL (reproachfully). Cand-- (He breaks down: his eyes and, throat fill with tears: the orator becomes the wounded animal.) I, can't speak--, , CANDIDA (impulsively going to him). Ah, dearest--, , MARCHBANKS (in wild alarm). Stop: it's not fair. You mustn't show, her that you suffer, Morell. I am on the rack, too; but I am not, crying., , MORELL (rallying all his forces). Yes: you are right. It is not, for pity that I am bidding. (He disengages himself from Candida.), , page 121 / 127
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CANDIDA (retreating, chilled). I beg your pardon, James; I did, not mean to touch you. I am waiting to hear your bid., , MORELL (with proud humility). I have nothing to offer you but my, strength for your defence, my honesty of purpose for your surety,, my ability and industry for your livelihood, and my authority and, position for your dignity. That is all it becomes a man to offer, to a woman., , CANDIDA (quite quietly). And you, Eugene? What do you offer?, , MARCHBANKS. My weakness! my desolation! my heart's need!, , CANDIDA (impressed). That's a good bid, Eugene. Now I know how to, make my choice., , She pauses and looks curiously from one to the other, as if, weighing them. Morell, whose lofty confidence has changed into, heartbreaking dread at Eugene's bid, loses all power of, concealing his anxiety. Eugene, strung to the highest tension,, does not move a muscle., , MORELL (in a suffocated voice--the appeal bursting from the, depths of his anguish). Candida!, , page 122 / 127
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MARCHBANKS (aside, in a flash of contempt). Coward!, , CANDIDA (significantly). I give myself to the weaker of the two., , Eugene divines her meaning at once: his face whitens like steel, in a furnace that cannot melt it., , MORELL (bowing his head with the calm of collapse). I accept your, sentence, Candida., , CANDIDA. Do you understand, Eugene?, , MARCHBANKS. Oh, I feel I'm lost. He cannot bear the burden., , MORELL (incredulously, raising his bead with prosaic abruptness)., Do you mean, me, Candida?, , CANDIDA (smiling a little). Let us sit and talk comfortably over, it like three friends. (To Morell.) Sit down, dear. (Morell takes, the chair from the fireside--the children's chair.) Bring me that, chair, Eugene. (She indicates the easy chair. He fetches it, silently, even with something like cold strength, and places it, next Morell, a little behind him. She sits down. He goes to the, , page 123 / 127
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sofa and sits there, still silent and inscrutable. When they are, all settled she begins, throwing a spell of quietness on them by, her calm, sane, tender tone.) You remember what you told me about, yourself, Eugene: how nobody has cared for you since your old, nurse died: how those clever, fashionable sisters and successful, brothers of yours were your mother's and father's pets: how, miserable you were at Eton: how your father is trying to starve, you into returning to Oxford: how you have had to live without, comfort or welcome or refuge, always lonely, and nearly always, disliked and misunderstood, poor boy!, , MARCHBANKS (faithful to the nobility of his lot). I had my books., I had Nature. And at last I met you., , CANDIDA. Never mind that just at present. Now I want you to look, at this other boy here--MY boy--spoiled from his cradle. We go, once a fortnight to see his parents. You should come with us,, Eugene, and see the pictures of the hero of that household. James, as a baby! the most wonderful of all babies. James holding his, first school prize, won at the ripe age of eight! James as the, captain of his eleven! James in his first frock coat! James, under all sorts of glorious circumstances! You know how strong he, is (I hope he didn't hurt you)--how clever he is--how happy!, (With deepening gravity.) Ask James's mother and his three, sisters what it cost to save James the trouble of doing anything, but be strong and clever and happy. Ask ME what it costs to be, James's mother and three sisters and wife and mother to his, , page 124 / 127
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children all in one. Ask Prossy and Maria how troublesome the, house is even when we have no visitors to help us to slice the, onions. Ask the tradesmen who want to worry James and spoil his, beautiful sermons who it is that puts them off. When there is, money to give, he gives it: when there is money to refuse, I, refuse it. I build a castle of comfort and indulgence and love, for him, and stand sentinel always to keep little vulgar cares, out. I make him master here, though he does not know it, and, could not tell you a moment ago how it came to be so. (With sweet, irony.) And when he thought I might go away with you, his only, anxiety was what should become of ME! And to tempt me to stay he, offered me (leaning forward to stroke his hair caressingly at, each phrase) his strength for MY defence, his industry for my, livelihood, his position for my dignity, his-- (Relenting.) Ah, I, am mixing up your beautiful sentences and spoiling them, am I, not, darling? (She lays her cheek fondly against his.), , MORELL (quite overcome, kneeling beside her chair and embracing, her with boyish ingenuousness). It's all true, every word. What, I am you have made me with the labor of your hands and the love, of your heart! You are my wife, my mother, my sisters: you are, the sum of all loving care to me., , CANDIDA (in his arms, smiling, to Eugene). Am I YOUR mother and, sisters to you, Eugene?, , page 125 / 127
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MARCHBANKS (rising with a fierce gesture of disgust). Ah, never., Out, then, into the night with me!, , CANDIDA (rising quickly and intercepting him). You are not going, like that, Eugene?, , MARCHBANKS (with the ring of a man's voice--no longer a boy's--in, the words). I know the hour when it strikes. I am impatient to do, what must be done., , MORELL (rising from his knee, alarmed). Candida: don't let him do, anything rash., , CANDIDA (confident, smiling at Eugene). Oh, there is no fear. He, has learnt to live without happiness., , MARCHBANKS. I no longer desire happiness: life is nobler than, that. Parson James: I give you my happiness with both hands: I, love you because you have filled the heart of the woman I loved., Good-bye. (He goes towards the door.), , CANDIDA. One last word. (He stops, but without turning to her.), How old are you, Eugene?, , page 126 / 127
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Powered by TCPDF (www.tcpdf.org), , MARCHBANKS. As old as the world now. This morning I was eighteen., , CANDIDA (going to him, and standing behind him with one hand, caressingly on his shoulder). Eighteen! Will you, for my sake,, make a little poem out of the two sentences I am going to say to, you? And will you promise to repeat it to yourself whenever you, think of me?, , MARCHBANKS (without moving). Say the sentences., , CANDIDA. When I am thirty, she will be forty-five. When I am, sixty, she will be seventy-five., , MARCHBANKS (turning to her). In a hundred years, we shall be the, same age. But I have a better secret than that in my heart. Let, me go now. The night outside grows impatient., , CANDIDA. Good-bye. (She takes his face in her hands; and as he, divines her intention and bends his knee, she kisses his, forehead. Then he flies out into the night. She turns to, Morell, holding out her arms to him.) Ah, James! (They, embrace. But they do not know the secret in the poet's heart.), , page 127 / 127
